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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane's thriving community of lavender-scented gentlemen and Subaru owners are today exploring alternative evacuation options out of the city, as the floodwaters threaten to dampen plans for a Sydney Mardi Gras glow-up. This follows rainfall across South-East Queensland that has been unrelenting over the last three days. Described by the QLD Premier as a 'rain bomb' - the downfall resulted...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane River reached its peak this morning, as far as we can tell, signalling the start of a long and tiresome clean up across the Queensland Capital. The catastrophic 'Rain Bomb' is now heading south into northern NSW, an area that traditionally cops the same if not worse floods than Brisbane. It is not yet known if this disaster...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians living outside of Queensland's South-East Corner are today frantically calling their friends and family in the big smoke. With Wivenhoe Dam at 184% capacity, roads and schools across Brisbane are closed this morning, after the arrival of last night's 'rain bomb' that battered South East Queensland overnight converges with the Brisbane River's peak tide. Floodwaters are yet to reach...

After three years of relentless bushfires, pandemics, nuclear warnings, major global conflicts and blow-out scores against the Broncos, today it has been confirmed that South East Queensland is fucking flooding again. More than 1,430 homes are expected to flood as the Brisbane River rises as a result of a deadly weather event which has claimed multiple lives over the last...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again nearly killed himself, as he continues his nationwide campaign of pretending to look like he’s ever had to break a sweat. This comes after a big week of ambushing workplaces right around the country, starting with a welding gaffe in the Northern Territory last weekend The PM’s very close call with permanent...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister's office in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing learnt that Russia had committed to sending cruise missiles into the Ukraine - kicking off a war that has the potential to kill thousands and displace millions. It's not because Scotty is on Russia's side, it isn't because Australia has...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota's go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250. If you knew the right people in town, you could be put in touch with this bloke and he'd hand you are dodgily acquired mobile phone for the price of $100. And the spoils of his wealth would be on show every weekend at the local tav, with...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury, as he continues his nationwide campaign of pretending to look like he’s ever had to break a sweat. This comes after a big work of nearly killing himself in workplaces right around the country, starting with a welding gaffe in the Northern Territory over...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With suburban streets flooded from Wollongong to Brisbane, it is a magical time of the year for the upper-middle class inner-city 4WD owners. The recent storms battering the eastern seaboard this week has resulted in ideal conditions for the nation's metropolitan fourby gurus. Brisbane-based medical equipment salesman, Ken Mereweather (55) is one of these men. Parked in his driveway sits a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While still partially blinded by staring directly into a welding flash during a photoshoot in the Northern Territory over the weekend, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace industry, as he continues his nationwide campaign of pretending to look like he's ever had to break a sweat. While ploughing through Brisbane's marginal...