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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, Australians are set to experience one of the Wettest winters since the Victory over Japan, according to the highly unreliable weather forecasters. And by wet, they don't mean rain, hopefully. They mean boozy. This comes as Australians finally emerges from one of the coldest, rainiest and sickly Summers in recorded history. After a La Niña-charged...

The concerns held by parents of teenagers in the 1990s appears to be completely validated this week, after new allegations levelled against 1990s shock rock superstar Marilyn Manson. The shocking outfits and horror-core photoshoots, once defended by angry teenagers as rebellious genius, now looks like it wasn't an act at all. However, the damning allegations are not centred around the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the fall out continuing from the Prime Minister's bungled flood recovery in the Northern Rivers, the Morrison Government is working tirelessly to get in front of any other scandals that may arise before the Federal Election. For example, if we end up in a war with China, Defence Minister Peter Dutton wants to make sure we don't get...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today launched a new election strategy, by making fun of his opponent Anthony Albanese’s effort to not die young. During an appearance on yet another soon to be discontinued TV program that Sky News has allowed Paul Murray to drive into the ground, The Primie Minister declared that the Opposition Leader’s new health kick is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of astounding incompetence, the Prime Minister's Office has somehow managed to fuck up a fairly simply brief. The Women's Network, an office set up by the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet (PMC) to focus on gender equality, was supposed to be just that. A performative quarter of a million dollar branding exercise, aimed...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "We really tried with this bloke" muttered the 91-year-old media tycoon. "We really did." "But every time it looked like he'd grown into the role... He'd turn around and fuck it all up again" In a historic first, Australia's most powerful man has finally addressed his constituents. The Australian-born American billionaire businessman and founder of NewsCorp, Rupert Murdoch, has today joined our...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Usually a stoic man devoid of human emotion, local dad Tony McKeon (64) is today struggling to process two very different historical events. This unusual rush of very vivid 'feelings' has him on a knife's edge. It's got nothing to do with the floods on the coast, and it's got nothing to with the war in Eastern Europe. Like...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Northern Rivers residents have today woken to one of the most breathtaking Autumn mornings they've ever seen, as the birds chirp and the scrumptiously brown autumn leaves rustle in a crisp March wind. It's hard to know just 24-hours ago this part of the world was officially declared a National Emergency zone, as the Prime Minister and his loyal...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing's has today finished his whirlwind tour of the flood-ravaged Northern Rivers region of NSW, a daunting task for a Prime Minister who has been accused of a criminally negligent disaster recovery effort. During a carefully curated media appearance on the driest hill in Lismore, Scotty finally declared a state of emergency in the Northern Rivers, nearly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing is expected to declare the Northern New South Wales floods a “national emergency” when he visits the region today - nearly two weeks after evacuations first began. After being in isolation for 7 days, the PM has faced flak for not immediately flying directly north to witness the damage of this once in a thousand year...