Politics

11 October 2016. 15:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Mike Baird has been spotted backflipping down the Dapto Greyhound Racing Club last night, racing against the other dogs present at the track. It is believed that the track's motorised 'jack rabbit' was fitted with a brown paper bag full of money, as Baird competed with the popular racing dogs for...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has organised an emergency emu parade on the lawns of Parliament House this morning, after realising he had lost the Prime Minister keys somewhere between his commonwealth car and the front entrance of the building. Dressed in nothing but a sweaty t-shirt and Canterbury football shorts, The Acting Prime Minister...

28 September, 2016. 17:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following Sam Dastyari's resignation from a shadow frontbench position earlier this month, it is believed that the Labor Senator has been 'laying low' at his cousin's place in Lakemba until things cool off. The resignation saw the end to week-long saga over a Chinese company having covered his travel expenses, a  payment which...

26 September, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE FORMER PRIME MINISTER today looked on in horror while the political career of Malcolm Turnbull slowly jumped off the rails this afternoon as his same-sex marriage plebiscite was shot down by the Opposition. "I mean, just look at the cunt, but. He's aged about five years and he's got pretty much everybody...

23 September, 2016. 16:00 WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT In a candid interview with the Advocate, One Nation Senator Malcom Roberts revealed that all of his polices stem from YouTube material. “Pauline and I have spent a lot of time together researching what they don’t want us, and you, to know!” Roberts said. "Last night we were up until 4:00 am learning the facts...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite decade-long campaigns by Triple J to promote the South Australian capital as a cool and exciting destination for young people, a recent visitor to the town has confirmed she will no longer be referring to Adelaide as 'Radelaide'. "I was always keen to visit Adelaide, but I've since realised it is not really that rad," says Laura...

20 September, 2016 15:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been handed a life ban from Mooseheads Pub & Nightclub in Canberra after refusing to leave the venue upon being asked by several security guards. It is believed that at around 11:55pm last night, the 49-year-old former accountant was given his third and last warning for public nuisance, after dropping his pants and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal MP, George Christensen has called for immigration to be restricted from countries where political unrest is prevalent. The Member for Dawson told Parliament that he believes many recent immigrants do not share Australian values, especially the three Muslims who live in his 14,945 square kilometre Electorate in Queensland's central coast. Despite his party leader, Malcolm Turnbull,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last remaining Australian breakfast TV audiences got to experience a new side to Pauline Hanson this morning, as Sunrise producers accidentally cut live to the One Nation senator several minutes earlier than she had expected. The live-cross, which has happened every Wednesday morning since the Martin Place siege, was supposed to be a chance for...

14 September, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN AN WISTFUL CALL TO arms, Malcolm Turnbull has asked his political friends and foes to put aside their differences for the greater good of the nation by asking them to clear a path for the same-sex marriage plebiscite today in Canberra. The prime minister's pleas come as Opposition leader Bill Shorten has allegedly instructed...