PM Demands Kiwis And PNG Stop Conspiring To Solve Humanitarian Crisis Behind His Back
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has come out today and demanded that the leaders of Australia's closest neighbours stop meddling behind his back to...
Brisbane Baby Boomer Confident In LNP’s Chances After Waving At Traffic For 4 Hours
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An outspoken local and avid reader of the works of Murdoch, has come back to his gated community in The...
Malcolm Turnbull Steps Out In His Favourite AC⚡DC T-Shirt
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Laughing off the suggestion that he's completely and utterly detached from modern Australian society, the Prime Minister was spotted...
QLD: One Nation Only Party Listening To Working Class Pleas To Be Paid Less On Weekends
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As the Queensland election enters it's final lap, Pauline Hanson has today announced that One Nation is the only party taking the time...
Turnbull Formally Offers Gary The Goat A State Funeral
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Internet phenomenon and celebrity goat 'Gary' passed away earlier this week, triggering an outpouring og grief around the world.
Unlike the April Fool's joke...
Gang Of Youths Frontman David Le’aupepe Receives Late Call Up To Samoan World Cup Side
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Media at Darwin airport today is abuzz with an unexpected arrival, as the lead singer of Sydney-based Alt-Rock band Gang Of Youths was...
Elderly No Voters Run For Their Lives As The Gay Overtakes Their Warringah Cul-De-Sac
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Fleeing with just the clothes on their backs, a number of no-voting Warringah seniors only had a matter of minutes to escape the gay...
Turnbull Tells Abbott This Is The Last Time Australia Will Blow $122M On Stroking His Ego
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Malcolm Turnbull has taken the time out of his busy day to catch up with arch-nemesis and his predecessor, Former Prime Minister Tony...
Local Young Liberals Chapter Concede They May Have Slightly Misread This One
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Though he'd tell himself he could bat a bit, Courtney Walsh would often walk out into the middle, misread...
City Of Sydney Passes Away Peacefully Hours After Naming New Ferry ‘Ferry McFerryface’
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The nation is in mourning after its largest and most populous city passed away this afternoon surrounded by family...
