“You Were The Chosen One!” Screams Bill Shorten Before Leaving Sam Dastyari To Die In The Firey Pit Of Trade Unionism
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Earlier yesterday, the Opposition Leader rang one of his backbench senators and told him not to come to work next year.
Shortly after, Bill...
Mid-Afternoon Kayak Fails To Cheer Malcolm Turnbull Up After Q&A Train-Wreck
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Many times in the past, a quick scoot around Sydney Harbour's Shark Island from his Point Piper home is...
Shorten Forced To Explain His Mandarin Tattoo Not Associated With Political Donations
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Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten MP has today had to clarify that the mandarin tattoo running down his neck has nothing to...
Report: Dastyari In Some Curry
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A recent report by anyone who has been reading the news has found that Labor senator and walking headline Sam Dastyari really couldn''t...
Gay Marriage Bill Expected To Pass After Coalition Officially Use Up Both Their Reviews
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Same-Sex marriage opponents were dealt a huge blow this afternoon, after it was confirmed that they’ve used up all of their reviews and...
NSW Premier Considers Pulling Down Opera House And Making It A Bit Bigger For No Reason
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Gladys Berejiklian has reportedly spent some time sniffing around the Opera House this morning, looking for somewhere else to piss away billions...
Katter Welcomes Banking Royal Commission But He Ain’t Spending Anymore Time On It Because, In The Meantime, Every Three Months, A Person Is Torn To Pieces By A Crocodile...
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Maverick North Queensland MP The Honourable Bob Katter III has today commended the Turnbull Government for 'growing a set' and announcing a royal...
One Nation Staff Change Channels To Albion Greyhounds Halfway Through Election Coverage
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It is believed the minds behind the unsuccessful Queensland state election campaign were quick to change channels after realising that their party wasn't...
Malcolm Roberts Returns To Former Job Of Denying Climate Change In A Sandwich Board
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Former senator-turned-state-political-hopeful Malcolm Roberts has returned to his former role with the Galileo Movement, after being defeated in the Queensland election over the weekend.
The...
QLD VOTES: Nation Wonders If Queensland Will Validate One Nation’s Existence
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As millions of Queenslanders head to the polls today, the rest of the nation looks on with wonder and...
