Uni Communist Shows Off Che Guevara T-Shirt He Haggled With Peasants Over In 3rd World Country
KENT REGINALD | Trains | Contact
A local University student who describes himself as a “total communist” has reportedly found an absolute ripper of a deal on...
Patriot Proudly Defends Actions Of Ancestors While Also Distancing Himself From Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local UPF member has today declared that Aboriginal people should be thankful for white people did to them, while also stating that...
Abbott Kindly Requests Media To Not Ask His Daughter For Her Thoughts On Australia Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today requested that the media please do not undermine his politics by asking his youngest daughter, Frances,...
Bill Shorten Appeals To Youth Voters With Belated NekNominate Video
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Leader of the Opposition, Bill Shorten has today made a bold attempt at winning over youth voters by posting his very first 'NekNominate'...
Richmond Bloke Calls For Government To Deport African Gangs But Undeport Dusty’s Old Man
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Although Royston Saxon says that while he doesn’t feel safe in his community anymore, he stills adamantly believes that a deported man with...
Exhausted Woman Grinds Through Hostile Drinks With Two Alphas From Different Circles
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local girl has regrettably attempted to cross streams between friendships circles tonight - ultimately having to duck and weave through a skirmish...
Transition Back Into Work Mode Made Easier By Office Air Conditioning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Over are the lazy days of playing Battlefield on the couch wearing only underpants.
At least for Dennis Samuels they...
Malcolm Roberts Seen Finishing People’s Empties At New Year’s Eve Party
LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact
It has been reported that former senator and climate change expert, Malcolm Roberts, was seen at a Sunshine Coast New...
Barnaby Praised For Extra Cautious Sun Safety At Mooloolaba With Beach Akubra
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has been praised by advocates of sun safety this year for his oversized 'beach akubra' at Mooloolaba.
After a health...
Barnaby Berates Teenagers Working At Mooloolaba Coles For Running Out Of Tartare Sauce
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is reportedly 'spewing' today after being informed that there is no tartare sauce left in Mooloolba, by the...
