Trump Reportedly Declined Turnbull’s Offer Of Traditional Shoey During Meeting
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The Prime Minister has refused to comment on his American counterpart declining a traditional shoey during a meeting, saying...
Mathias Cormann’s First Act as Acting PM Was To Appoint Jean-Claude Van Damme His Deputy
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Belgian-born acting Prime Minister Mathais Cormann has taken advantage of his newfound powers by appointing Belgian-born action star Jean-Claude Van...
PM Regretfully Confirms Barnaby Joyce Has Taken Leave To Appear On I’m A Celebrity!
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Just when it seemed things couldn't get any worse for Malcolm Turnbull, they have.
This morning, the Prime Minister was forced to address rumours...
Seething Barnaby Wonders If The Point Piper Toff Could Even Land A Fucking Glove On Him
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A visible divide down the middle of the Coalition was on display the afternoon, as the Deputy Prime Minister began fantasising about having...
Deputy PM Under Siege After Revelations That He Also Rooted The Murray Darling
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Mutiny against Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is now in the open, with backbencher Ken O'Dowd speaking out on his way into...
Barnaby Joyce Will Attempt To Play The Saxophone On ‘The Project’ To Repair His Image
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Following in the footsteps of Bill Clinton, the under-siege Deputy Prime Minister will play the saxophone on The Project...
Di Natale Studies Old Crocodile Hunter Episodes In Case He Needs To Save One From Katter
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The Greens leader said he didn't mean to take any limelight away from the Deputy Prime Minister this afternoon...
Barnaby Blames Affair On Wipe-On-Sex-Appeal From Pub Bathroom Vending Machine
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Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has reportedly laid the blame of his recent affair with a staffer Vikki Campion on his drunken...
Albo Calls For Investigation Into Who The Fuck Keyed His Charger
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The Federal Member For Grayndler, Anthony Albanese says he doesn't want to point fingers but he has a fairly good idea about who...
Top Secret Government Documents Found In Boot Of Abandoned Kingswood 20km Out Of ACT
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Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, another batch of documents containing five governments worth of secret dirt files have been...
