Lambie Says High Court Decision May Take Her Job But It Will Never Take Her Freedom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Australian Federal Government faces it's most dramatic constitutional crisis since we somehow managed to lose a sitting Prime Minister at sea,...
Barnaby In Stable Condition After Giving Away ‘Stranger Things’ Spoiler In Tamworth Pub
Barnaby Joyce is icing his face today following a violent incident that allegedly started over a discussion about season 2 of Stranger Things that...
Barnaby Joyce Finally Takes Own Advice And Seeks Job In Regional Area
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The people of North-West New South Wales are once again being reminded that Barnaby Joyce is actually from the back-hills of Tamworth, as...
Patriots Abusing Sam Dastyari Insist They Aren’t Those Racist Patriots You’ve Read About
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Iranian-born Labor senator Sam Dastyari was approached by a group of patriots in a Melbourne pub last night who then...
One Nation Considers Changing Party Name After News Of Hanson’s Possible Dual-Citizenship
The latest casualty of the Dual-Citzenship saga embroiling the federal Government, Paul Hanson has today confirmed she has trade marked and registered the brand...
Palaszczuk Promises Protestor $180k FIFO Job If She Shuts The Fuck Up About The Reef
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In the middle of her five week campaign towards a shock election, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has today promised the most vocal anti-Adani...
Turnbull Walks To End Of Point Piper Jetty, Looks To The Sky And Asks God What He Did To Deserve This
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Late this afternoon, the Prime Minister was seen standing like Liam Gallagher does when he sings at the end...
Dutton Says Manus Detainees Should Relocate To Town He Won’t Visit Without Armed Guards
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Immigration and Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton said the Coalition Government has arranged shelter and other services in the middle of a...
Tony Windsor Released Unharmed By National Party Goons After Agreeing Not To Run Against Barnaby Joyce
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The National Party of Australia announced this morning that they've released Tony Windsor without harm following his suspected abduction...
Turnbull Arrives In Goondiwindi On First Day As Agricultural Minister In $8k Panama Hat
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Recently self-appointed Minister for Agriculture, the Honourable Malcolm Turnbull MP, has this morning rocked up to his first day on the job wearing a panama...
