High Court Discovers Empirical Evidence That Suggests Malcolm Roberts Is Ineligible To Sit In Federal Parliament
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The High Court of Australia has found empirical evidence that disqualifies One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts from sitting in...
Man Starts Caring About Astronomical Sexual Assault Rate Once It Involves Immigrants
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In the wake of the viral #metoo hashtag, out of touch men worldwide have gained some minor understanding of the sexist...
Barnaby Dominates Christensen In National Party’s Annual Goanna Pull
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"Suck shit Christo" roared the Deputy Prime Minister, as he massaged his wide-set neck.
"That's what happens when you spend your life behind...
Man Who Used To ‘Bash Poofters’ For Fun Says Leftie Bullies Turned Him Off Voting Yes
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A 55-year-old who spent a big part of the eighties looking for gay men to bash at local parks says he was almost...
Revolutionary New Clinic Successfully Reintroduces Canberra Residents To Life Outside
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An amazing new clinic in the outskirts of the Australian Capital Territory has been recognised for it's world-renowned programs aimed at reintroducing...
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott Retires From Family To Focus On His Politics
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today announced his retirement from his family to spend time with his politics and help himself through...
CSIRO: “Mr Abbott, What You’ve Just Said Is One Of The Most Insanely Idiotic Things I Have Ever Heard. At No Point In Your Rambling, Incoherent Response Were You...
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The Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) have today released a statement in response to former prime minister Tony Abbott suggested climate change...
Dulux Identify World’s Palest Shade Of White After Bill Shorten’s Appearance On NOVA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
What will back the rendered brick walls of suburban Australian McMansions be wearing next year? The shade of the near-future is a muted...
Grown Men That Fought Against 18C Say Their Feelings Are Being Hurt By Gay Teenagers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a bizarre coincidence, Australia's staunchest defenders of free speech are also the most vulnerable to mean tweets from gay activists, who they...
Abbott Criticises Afternoon Shower For Mixing Politics With Weather Patterns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Tony Abbott has caused controversy again today after an explosive rant at the earth's weather systems.
The former Prime Minister who last week criticised...
