Unemployed Scott Ludlam Says He Loves Being Able To Spend So Much Time On His Crop
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As one of two federal politicians who probably won't be working again this term due to citizenship issues, former Greens Senator Scott...
Self-Hating Millennial Pretends To Care About Weird Boomer Shit
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A prominent Gen-Y social commentator has been having a particularly hard time trying to harness the same audiences as Alan Jones and...
Gay Christians Fed Up With Having To Have Gay Sex Outside Of Gay Wedlock
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A couple of lavender-scented local blokes say that the Church should actually consider how many people are being forced to sin because they...
Queensland government announce buyback of deadly single-use plastic bags
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Coming just a day after banning single-use plastic bags, the Premier of Queensland has told the media this afternoon...
Miranda Devine Points Out Obvious Correlation Between Gay Marriage And Road Deaths
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The undeniably rise of road accidents in small town's that don't have any gay people can be directly attributed to the smug and...
Brandis Respectfully Disagrees With Dan Sultan Over Kanye’s Best Pre-Yeezus Album
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Singer-songwriter Dan Sultan has clashed with Tasmanian senator Jacqui Lambie and Attorney-General George Brandis on Q&A over the best Kanye West pre-2013 album.
Senator...
The Goo Goo Dolls confirm their hit song ‘Iris’ is about Tony Windsor’s political career
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American rock trio, The Goo Goo Dolls, have told reporters this afternoon that maverick New Englandese politician, Tony Windsor,...
Liberals Encourage Abbott To Blame As Much Stuff As Possible On His Drinking
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Following the news that Abbott has admitted to drinking too much and sleeping through several votes in federal parliament in 2009, his party...
“Howard Was The Best PM We Ever Had” Says Bloke Wearing Sleeveless Puffy Jacket
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A local bloke, who was barely even a teenager when John Howard was voted out of power, has today regurgitated his conservative father's...
Barnaby Joyce arrives at High Court with his local Tamworth solicitor
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The Deputy Prime Minister has arrived back in Canberra this afternoon with his local family solicitor to fight...
