Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bunch of stubborn and argumentative individuals who have risen to the top of federal politics off the back of their ability to create new taxes and laws, have this week revealed that they are not that familiar with the concept of citizenship. As defined by Oxford 'Citizenship is the status of a person recognized under the custom or law as being a legal member...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage over controversial One Nation senator Malcolm Roberts, and whether he is eligible to sit in Parliament today, after the climate skeptic nationalist refused to release documents proving he has renounced his dual-citizenship elsewhere in the world. Senator Roberts was born in India and his father was Welsh, but he denies he is a dual citizen in either...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local patriot Wyatt Wergonclasman (59) says he doesn't know what's happened to this country. He says we used to be proud of being Aussie, and wouldn't let anyone walk all over us - especially not these lefties with all of their leftie do-gooding. "Whatever happened to being a proud Aussie?" he asks. "Once upon a time all of these leftie actors...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "Noah fence , we could have worked 2gether but no hard feelings! Good luck and good riddens!" Senator for One Nation Pauline Hanson left a cake riddled with a passive aggressive, misspelt message outside the Greens party room this afternoon in the wake of Larissa Waters resigning over her unrenounced Canadian citizenship. The second Greens senator in two days...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Turnbull government has announced today the they will be merging together ASIO, the Australian Federal Police, Australian Border Force and other agencies to create a super agency headed by a man who was unable to run an off-shore processing centre without people lighting themselves on fire. Despite the fact that a number of his closest Liberal party allies...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Embattled former politician Clive Palmer was spotted early today in downtown Brisbane sporting a 'horrifying' face tattoo in what the Queenslander describes as a bid to prevent finding employment as a company director. The 63-year-old tried to duck the media leaving his Mineralogy offices around 7am this morning but was snapped by reporters as he got into a waiting car. "Out...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days after the disgustingly corrupt co-deputy of the Australian Greens Party, Scott Ludlam, was forced to resign after discovering he was ineligible to hold office due to his dual-citzenship, the degenerate environmental extremist has today come forward with some even more shocking admissions. In an unconscionable and deplorable admission to the media, Ludlam revealed this morning that he is still...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister made a short phone call to his British counterpart this afternoon to double check if Tony Abbott is still a British passport holder in the wake of the Scott Ludlam controversy. Malcolm Turnbull spoke briefly with British leader Theresa May to see if the British-born former Prime Minister of Australia had ever...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While taking a break from the grueling in-fighting currently taking over the major parties, Tanya Plibersek MP has today given herself the afternoon to reminisce on a much simpler time in her life. With a large glass of red by her side, the deputy leader of the opposition has put on her favourite cassette, the 1992 album 'What's The...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has told Liberal MPs that he will keep standing up for Liberals who are "feeling a bit let down and disenfranchised"  by a lack of focus on the religiously conservative issues that resulted in him being replaced by Malcolm Turnbull in the first place. Analysts say you'd be a mug not to think that...