“These Leftie Elites Are Out Of Touch With Voters” Says Man Whose Mates All Have Au Pairs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Peter Dutton has slammed the powerful media figures today after the au pair scandal rages on.
The aspirational Home Affairs Minister, who confirmed...
Uncle Tony Abbott Accused Been Spoiling The Jarjums Silly
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today admitted to possibly having a rubber arm when it comes to treating his nephew and nieces.
"They...
Scotty Asks His Disgruntled Female MPs If It’s That Time Of The Month Or Something
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
As the government continues to implode over the Prime Minister's horrible handling of several serious allegations of sex crimes being perpetrated by...
ScoMo Ashamedly Admits He Isn’t ‘Turnbull Rich’ When Asked If He’ll Forgo The Salary
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's newest Prime Minister Scott Morrison was forced to concede today.
Fielding questions about his newfound role, the rich white man from Sydney...
ScoMo Hands Dutton Cabinet Position In Order To Ensure Government Doesn’t Run Smoothly
JOSEPH WALKER | Federal Politics | CONTACT
In today’s announcement of the latest edition of Australia’s cabinet, Peter Dutton was once again given a place amongst Australia’s most influential...
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Retreats Back Into The Darkness After Defeat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The aspirational former Home Affairs Minister has retreated back into the shadows of the Liberal Party after a crushing defeat yesterday.
The ex Queensland...
Go Home Cunt, Says Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation of Australia has extended a polite request to the Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton today.
Australia as a collective country has...
Can You Useless Fucks Actually Do Some Work, Asks Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After another morning of headlines and speculation about who will be the country's Prime Minister at the end of the day, the nation...
Thumbtack On Sole Of Shoe Offers Local Man A Rare Glimpse Into Life Of A Tap Dancer
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
HR manager Cindy Belengoff (30) had a fleeting trip into the world of ‘what-if’ today as a thumbtack on...
Shorten Becomes ‘Flat Earther’ In Order To Build Credibility
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
In what some are calling the most desperate move in politics since Harold Holt tried to win the surfie...
