“Provided I Don’t Break A Taxi Driver’s Arm, I Think I’ve Got This One In The Bag”
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"Fuck Collingwood!" he said to unsurprisingly low fanfare.
The Opposition Leader opened his press conference in Melbourne this morning with...
Leigh Sales And Andrew Bolt Hold Hands In Protest Of Justin Milne’s Political Interference
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Two of the nation's most prominent journalists have put their differences aside today in a touching display of unity...
Uncle Tony X Licks His Lips While Watching Cafe Staff Prepare Him A Devon And Chip Sandwich
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Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony X has today admitted to having a few secret vices when it comes to mission cuisine, after...
Singer-Songwriter Kev Carmody Writes Protest Song Calling For The Release Of Uncle Tony X
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Singer-songwriter Kev Carmody has penned a protest song this week calling for the release of Uncle Tony X -...
“It’s Ok To Be White,” Says The Main Culprit For White People Having A Bad Name
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With Parliament breaking again for another month, Pauline Hanson tried her hardest today to grab a few headlines.
The former fish and chip operator...
Uncle Tony Uses His One Phone Call To Ask Barnaby If He Missed Anything Good On Black Comedy
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After five days in prison awaiting trial for a charge of public nuisance and a log of unpaid parking fines, The Former Prime...
Rupert Murdoch Thinking About Making Christopher Pyne PM Just For A Laugh
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Media mogul and international king maker Rupert Murdoch has confirmed today that he is currently hatching a bold plan.
The News Corp overlord...
Uncle Tony Arrested For Jaywalking After Being Unable To Hail A Cab Home From The Footy
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After rapidly embracing a new model of staunch Indigenous activism, Uncle Tony Abbott has this weekend experienced the same discrimination faced by...
ScoMo Excuses Himself From Press Conference To Field Important Phone Call From The Boss
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Just minutes after stepping out for lunch today, the Prime Minister held a press conference to throw a wet...
Anthony Albanese MP Reportedly So Off It After Some Gronk Scuffed His TNs
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Former Deputy Prime Minister and the current Member for Grayndler, Anthony Albanese MP has today fronted the media after some onkgray scuffed his...
