Gina Phones Rupert Murdoch To Ask If Barnaby Can Have His Old Job Back Yet
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On behalf of her close personal friend Barnaby Joyce, Gina Rinehart telephoned Rupert Murdoch this afternoon to see if...
Desperate PM Delves Into Situational Comedy In Attempt To Win Over Jewish Voters In Wentworth
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Despite growing up only a few kilometres away from the nation's most iconic and historical Jewish-Australian enclave, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once...
Pauline Hanson Tells Great Barrier Reef Its Ok To Be White
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After being unable to convince the majority of a predominantly white upper house to vote in favour of her incendiary motion that declared, "It's OK...
National Party’s Alt-Right Infiltrators Resign After Being Forced To Match Barnaby Beer For Beer
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NSW Nationals MP Troy Grant has come out saying his party was not a "safe harbour for people with outrageous views", responding to...
Labor Vows To Strip Religious Schools Of The Freedoms Labor Gave Them To Sack Gay Staff
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Following the news that Prime Minister Morrison will be changing the law to ban religious educational organisations from the right to expel gay...
Parliament Thrown Into Chaos As Derryn Hinch Does Something Reasonable
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The Parliament of Australia was thrown into utter chaos this week as single-issue senator Derryn Hinch awoke from his slumber and shocked everyone...
Environment Minister Who Used To Work In Mining Sector Bit Skeptical Of 91 Different Scientists
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Federal Environment Minister Melissa Price has put some of her extensive scientific knowledge to good use today by calling bullshit on the recent report released...
Uncle Tony X Hosts Liberal Party Pop-Up In Culture Kings
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The Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs has today taken an unorthodox route towards swaying voters, after hosting an in-store signing and merch pop-up...
Morrison Turns Sickly Grey After A Dementor’s Kiss From He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Prime-Minister
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Prime Minister Morrison has experienced the horrid feeling of his soul being consumed upon, after shaking hands with a gliding, wraith-like dark creature...
Girlfriend Didn’t Ask For Cooper Cronk’s Life Story
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"Yeah, so last year they thought he was gonna be injured, but it turns out he was alright to play," said Kel (26).
That...
