Nation Finally Learns Name Of The NSW Labor Leader
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The country has finally figured out the name of the former NSW Labor Leader this afternoon.
This comes after disturbing allegations of inappropriate conduct were...
“Crikey! That Tastes Bloody Grouse” Says PM While Smashing Protein Shake During Smoko In Rocky
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The Prime Minister has moved to quash any doubts still cast over his 'blokiness' today.
Scott Morrison the caretaker PM from the Shire,...
Wow! This Cunt Was Almost Our Prime Minister
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The nation has shaken its head today, as it remembers that Mark Latham was almost elected as the Prime Minister of Australia.
This comes...
Shorten Says ‘Strewth’ Twenty Times Consecutively In An Effort To Out-Bloke Morrison
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As Prime Minister Morrison ramps up his usage of words like 'Fair Dinkum' as well as 'Deadset' in an attempt to convince...
ScoMo Still Yet To Be Called Out For Giving Himself A Nickname
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Although Prime Minister of Australia and professional seat warmer Scott Morrison has been the nation’s leader since August 2018, the nation is wondering...
Young Nationals Member With Swastika Patch Urges Confused Farmers To Hear Him Out
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One member of the National Party has today tried to stem the current bleeding from some bad press in recent days and weeks,...
Political Movement Named After 20-Year-Old Sci-Fi Movie Surprisingly Made Up Of Nerdy Virgins
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Prominent Federal Labor MPs have called on the Government to deny a visa to Gavin McInnes, the founder of the controversial white male...
Bill Shorten’s Slightly Charismatic Twin Brother Accused Of Hogging All The Personality
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Robert Shorten has been thrust into the limelight today.
This comes after allegations surfaced that the twin brother of the Opposition leader Bill Shorten, stole...
Liberal Donor Wondering If Its Been Long Enough To Hit Up Dutton To Sort A Visa For An Au Pair
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Waiting patiently for a few months now, a prominent local businessman has confirmed today that he might bite the bullet.
38 year old Liberal...
Government Rolls Out Emergency Aid Package For Instagram Influencers Following Too Much Rain
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In a big move this morning, the Prime Minister has announced a 102 million dollar package to help rain affected Instagram influencers.
The package comes...
