ScoMo Forced To Buy New Bed For Victorian Liberals Who Shit In Theirs Over Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ScoMo, the Prime Minister of Australia, has taken time out of his busy afternoon of sheepishly laughing and creating jobs to visit a...
Liberal Party’s Base Found To Be Just These Four Old White People Bickering In Local Cafe
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The previously unseen Liberal Party base has been discovered in a local cafe today.
Four Betoota Grove Baby Boomers, who...
“Landslide Loss In Victoria Nothing To Be Concerned About” Says Third PM In Four Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Liberal Party's woeful result in the Victorian election indicated that the Morrison government will be torn to piece at next year's...
Dutton Furious After Canberra Waitress Accidentally Garnishes His Bald Head With Rosemary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A Canberra 457-visa worker is at risk of being deported home today, after mistaking the Minister For Home Affairs' bald head for a...
Turnbull’s Morning Ruined By Facebook ‘On This Day’ Update
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
According to unnamed sources, former Prime Minister and multi-millionaire Malcolm Turnbull, was enjoying his morning of relaxation until receiving a Facebook ‘On this...
PM Responds To Pamela Anderson’s Accusations Of Misogyny With ‘Reow’ Noise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Scott Morrison has fired back in the diplomatic row with Canadian-American actress and model Pamela Anderson today.
The Prime Minister was blasted by the...
Bill Shorten Misses The Mark With Season Two Big Bang Theory Reference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The country's Opposition Leader has left a group of people standing around awkwardly today.
The uncomfortable situation occurred a short time ago when Bill...
“Haha, Nah” Say Government MPs In Response To Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Colaition has today explained to The Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or similar watchdog type body isn’t necessary.
“Listen here,...
Morrison Backflips On Initial Idea Of Letting People Starve To Death
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Coalition Government's Nightwatchman has reversed a funding cut to one of Australia's largest hunger-relief organisations, after 'listening to the community'.
While making bizarre...
Scott Morrison Rolls Out New Sleeve Tatt In Effort To Combat Poor Polling Numbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
in the wake of the latest poor polling numbers, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has rolled into today sporting some new ink.
The leader of...
