Shorten Still Walking Kind Of Funny After Being Bent Over By Coalition On Encryption Laws
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"I could sit here all day and explain why I backflipped on that but it'd just go over your...
Dutton’s Eyes Glaze Over With Jealously Watching French Police Bash Protestors
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"It's not fair," he said quietly.
"Why is the French government allowed to do that? Why can we be allowed...
Peter Dutton Spends The Night Reading Through All Of The Group Chats He Got Kicked Out Of
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Peter Dutton has turned up at work this morning after a sleepless night.
The Minister for Home Affairs didn't manage to drift off because...
Australia Gasps As Politician Does Something She Promised To Do Before Being Elected
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Australian voters are in a state of shock today, after Kerryn Phelps MP begins doing something that she was talking about doing...
Morrison: “If We Have A Federal ICAC, What Will Become Of Our Coal Industry?”
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The Prime Minister has urged his parliamentary colleagues and to a lesser extent, the nation, to consider what would...
Senator Canavan Refuses To Explain Why He Always Looks Like He’s Had A Huge Night On The Piss
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The Federal Resources Ministers has informed The Advocate that he would only like to talk about how many jobs the Adani coal mine will...
‘Leave Politics To The Professionals’ Says Dopey Cunt Who Spent Career As An Italian Citizen
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The Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan has blasted thousands of students involved in nationwide protests today.
This comes as huge numbers of school students...
Greens Hipster All For #MeToo Movement Except When It Involves White-Ant Subordinate Females
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With the resignation of a NSW Labor leader, and whispers surrounding a number of other left wing politicians, as well as the...
Josh Frydenberg Takes Leaf Out Of PM’s Playbook And Asks Nation To Call Him ‘JoFry’
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The Federal something of the nation, Josh Frydenberg, opened a joint press conference this morning with the Prime Minister with a plea to the...
Man That Insisted Banking Royal Commission Was Unnecessary Insists Federal ICAC Is Unnecessary
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today moved to assure the country that we aren't in need of a Federal style ICAC at all.
The...
