The Nightwatchman’s Visit To Townsville Rendered Pointless After No One Even Sees Him There
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Scott Morrison's executive decision to fly a private jet to the flood-ravaged North Queensland capital has been described a 'waste of time' by...
Clive Palmer Accidentally Sends Text Message Meant For His Media Advisor To 10 Million People
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Just a day after political candidate Clive Palmer flew to the Menindee Lakes to help clean up the environmental disaster that is...
Nationals Facing Another Sex Scandal As Canavan Continues To Blatantly Fuck The Barrier Reef
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A tough week just got a lot tougher this morning for the National Party, after another one of its Parliamentarians became embroiled in...
Morrison Asks National Party Rooting Machines To Rein It In Until After Election
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today pleaded with members of the National Party to just ease up with their members for a bit.
The...
Parliament Now Just A Place For Losers To Get A Little Action
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While ICAC raids the NSW Labor party headquarters, another federal Coalition frontbencher resigns from politics over using taxpayer money to in his...
National Party Say Andrew Broad’s Hypocrisy Is A Private Family Matter
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The National Party have issued a further statement on the Andrew Broad 'Sugar Baby' scandal this morning.
Broad (who is married) is currently in...
National Party Confirms 007 Pick Up Lines Don’t Work In Real Life
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The National Party has today admitted that James Bond related pick up lines don't work very well in real life.
This comes after Nationals...
‘Haha Wimps’ Says Australia’s Parliament
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The two major political parties in Australia have confirmed today that they've been very entertained by the events in the UK over the...
Dutton Blames Democratic Process For Getting In The Way Of Him Being Way More Helpful
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Peter Dutton has pleaded with the country to scrap it's parliamentary democracy today, imploring Australians that he would be able to do so...
Barnaby Joyce Calls For Royal Commission Into The Carlton Ring Pull
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Barnaby Joyce is back in the headlines today after calling for a Royal Commission into a 'pressing issue.'
Speaking earlier today the Former Deputy...
