“It’s Time To Let One In Boys” Says Dutton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The Home Affairs Minister has made the call today.
After a horror few months, and with conservatives reeling after the most senior figure...
Male Heavy Liberal Party Candidate List Mistaken For Festival Line Up
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As the country embraces for the upcoming federal election, several media outlets have made the embarrassing blunder of mistaking the male heavy...
Julie Bishop Elegantly Jumps To Safety From Jet Boat Full Of C4 Hurtling Towards Gordon Dam
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Former Minister For Foreign affairs and perennially overlooked Liberal Party stalwart, Julie Bishop has today been found safe after a very close call...
ASIO Urges Christensen To Stop Opening Penis Enlargement Pop Ups To Prevent Future Cyberhacks
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Members of Australia's Parliament have been urged to be on high alert this week in the wake of a recent cyber attack that...
Tony Burke MP To Step Down From Coaching Role At The Sydney Kings To Focus Solely On Politics
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Federal Labor Member Tony Burke has dropped a bombshell on the Australian basketball fraternity today, announcing his resignation as coach of the Sydney...
Dutton Desperate For A Couple Boats To Justify The $420m Security Contract He Gave To A Mate
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In some breaking news out of Canberra this morning, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has confirmed that he'd give anything for a boat...
Morrison Alleged To Have Offered Drake Money To Hang Out With Shorten Ahead Of Election
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A source within the Liberal party has today told The Advocate that Prime Minister Scott Morrison is finally seeing the writing on the...
Peter Dutton Urges Australians To Donate More Delicious Blood
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Former Health Minister and professional child frightener Peter Dutton has made a plea to Australian’s everywhere to step up and ‘donate more...
ScoMo Concedes Election Campaign Is ‘Pretty Much’ His Gardening Leave
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Prime Nightwatchman Of Australia has all but confirmed that his reelection campaign this year realistically amounts to gardening...
Clive Palmer Concedes Defeat Against IKEA Dining Chair
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A confused and lost Clive Palmer took to social media today to concede defeat against a tricky IKEA dining...
