Adlay Albo Ditches His Bumbag After Receiving Tip Off About Jacks Waiting At The Next Station
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Labor Leader Anthony Albanese has today moved quickly to avoid any confrontation with local police today, after a close call during his commute...
City With 10pm Curfew Definitely Needs 3 New Stadiums, Says D̶e̶v̶e̶l̶o̶p̶e̶r̶s̶ NSW Premier
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In a blind effort to strike an emotive cord with apathetic Sydney voters, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian is going ahead with her...
Terrified Cabbie Clocked at 180KM After Seeing Mark Latham In The Taxi Rank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local taxi driver has risked a considerable fine and potential jail time today, after flying down a busy CBD thoroughfare.
The cabbie of...
Turnbull Attempts To Move Car After It Has Been Towed
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Popping back into the limelight to check if people still hate him, former PM Malcolm Turnbull has taken the first terrifying step in...
“We Need To Switch To Renewables Now” Malcolm Turnbull Tells Volleyball With Face On It
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Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has proved to the Australian public he can continue to disappoint them without being in power by speaking...
Liberal Party Praises Fossil Fuel Industry For Tasteful New Paint Job On Solomon Islands
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High-ranking cabinet ministers from within the Australian Liberal Party have today praised the fossil fuel industry and their many lobbyist donors for...
Nightwatchman Asks Michaelia Cash If She Could Organise A Cake For International Women’s Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
There was a certain dread in the air at Parliament House today after the majority of its constituents had to relinquish their dominance...
Nightwatchman Leads Liberals In Rendition Of ‘I Wish That All The Ladies’ At Party Meeting
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The Nightwatchman has lifted spirits in the Liberal Party room today with a spirited rendition of a particular song.
The Prime Minister did...
“I Don’t Know If A Mardi Gras Visit Would Be A Good Idea” Media Advisor Tells Morrison
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Media advisor to Prime Minister Scott Morrison has made a harsh call today and has informed the nation’s leader that a visit to...
Bill Shorten Asks His PR Team If He Can Go Outside For A Little While
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The Opposition Leader, and nation's number one Big Bang Theory fan Bill Shorten has today asked his staffers if he could please stretch...
