Security Close Venue Before Gladys Can Give Victory Speech
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
After shocking the young people of NSW who live in Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle and managing to win the state election this weekend,...
Dubbo Man Apparently Not Really Concerned A Football Stadium 400KM Away Is Getting Renovated
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Local Dubbo grazier Horrace Calare (62) says he's still a bit confused as to why the NSW Labor Party has spent the last...
Millennial Handing Out Vote Labor Cards Lucky He Didn’t Have Job Taken By Much Smarter Asian
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A local man who doesn’t have a PhD is counting his blessings today as he stands outside a primary school handing out...
Uncle Tony X Caught Filling Manly Street Library With Hardcore Black Nationalist Literature
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Respected Northern Beaches Elder Tony Abbott has today decided it is time to educate the allies, after stumbling across what he describes as...
Daley Spends Day Filming Asians Buying Baby Formula In Final Attempt To Dog Whistle To Voters
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NSW Labor Leader and the man most likely to drop a mistimed cover drive Michael Daley has spent the final day before the...
Daily Telegraph Readers Starting To Think Their Newspaper Might Have A Slight Political Bias
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Readers of the esteemed Murdoch tabloid that is the Daily Telegraph have been left wondering this week whether the newspaper may potentially be...
Nation Quietly Nervous About What Morrison Thinks Constitutes As Vilifying Muslims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation has confirmed this morning that it's a bit worried about what the Nightwatchman Prime Minister actually thinks is vilifying Muslims.
This...
Asian With PHD Gleefully Sniggers After Taking Michael Daley’s Daughter’s Job As RSL Glassie
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A 'highly educated Asian' who has had no problem finding unskilled work in Sydney since he arrived in Australia to study aeronautical engineering...
Hunky Student Climate Activist Comes Home From Strike Looking Sleepy And Smelling Of Impulse
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A young man passionate about climate change has just arrived home from a big day of activism today.
Blayne Wilson from Betoota Heights...
Dutton Drops New Pre-Election Backflip: “Some Of My Best Mates Are South Sudanese Teenagers”
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Home Affairs Minister, Peter Dutton, says the Morrison government should not be in the business of drumming up scare campaigns about African teenage gangs...
