Bloke Wearing Sleeveless Puffer Jacket Really Impressed By Federal Budget And ScoMo In General
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A local early-twenties graduate stockbroker has today called it early that Scott Morrison will win the 2019 Federal Election.
While speaking to his uninterested...
Abbott Shows Solidarity With Morrison By Demanding Better Public Toilets At Engadine Maccas
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In a rare show of solidarity within Coalition ranks, the Member for Warringah has today thrown his support behind his Prime Minister.
Fearing...
Abbott Offers Nightwatchman Budget Tips: “The Punters Love Ballet And Christian Counsellors”
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Scott Morrison has today politely ignored former Prime Minister Tony Abbott's tips on how to keep the masses happy in the 2019 Federal...
Nationals MP Visits Struggling Farmer To Deliver Good News That Gina Wants To Buy His Property
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After decades on erratic weather bouncing between crippling drought and devastating flood, embattled farmer Don Kipfler (65) was interested to see what his...
Election Presumed To Be Close As Liberals Begin Promising Things For Poor People
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The nation has received it's strongest indication yet that a federal election is looming.
The indication comes after Senior Liberal Senator Arthur Sinodinos...
Greens Volunteer Says He Knows It’s Like Bad To Say This But Immigrants Only Vote Conservatively Because They Aren’t That Well Educated
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Richie Mund (27) a well-known vocal campaigner and son of two career public servants in high-paid and secure bureaucratic positions within either the...
Pauline Claims She Was On The Sauce That Time She Said Vaccines Cause Autism
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One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has today fronted the media, with a bold new claim that she wasn't of a sound mind when...
Shorten To Spend April Practicing Finishes To Ensure He Doesn’t Michael Daley A Steven Bradbury
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Following NSW Labor's catastrophic bed-shit over the weekend, the Federal Opposition have decided that it might be worth doing and saying some stuff...
NSW Labor Wondering Which Bumbling Generic-Looking Career Politician Should Lead The Party Next
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The NSW Labor Party has confirmed this afternoon that they are still mulling over which bumbling politician they should appoint to lead the...
Michael Daley Somehow Loses Game Of Checkers To Himself
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The Opposition Leader of NSW Michael Daley has today chalked up another loss.
Following his previously unthinkable loss to the Developers and Boomers...
