Liberals Ask Man Midway Through Abusive Public Transport Rant If He’d Like To Be A Candidate
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After being wound up by a few commuters on the bus this morning, an angry boomer has received some interesting news.
Midway through...
I’ve Had A Gutful Of Being Unfairly Targeted Says Extremely Fair And Measured Politician
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An always rational, even-handed and unwavering voice of reason has today hit out at the media for unfairly targeting her and her party....
Bill Shorten Chucks His Keys In The Bowl In Brave Effort To Win Over Swing Voters
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The Opposition Leader and aspiring Prime Minister Bill Bradbury Shorten has today pulled out all the stops in a bold attempt to win...
Di Natale Scrolls Through Photos Of His Doofer Mates At Coachella And Sighs
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Greens Leader Richard Di Natale had a prolonged moment of introspection this afternoon as he scrolled through his social media feed.
The period...
The Nightwatchman Drops A Yassou While Meeting With Lebanese Community Members
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation's Nightwatchman Prime Minister has today greeted some members of the Australian Lebanese community with a Yassou.
It's not yet known why...
Shorten Spends Morning Sharpening Up His Speed Skates
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Opposition Leader Bill Bradbury Shorten has today spent the morning sharpening up his tools.
The aspiring Prime Minister hoping not to Michael Daley...
Shorten To Remain Undecided On Adani Until He’s In Central QLD And There’s No Cameras Around
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Opposition Leader Bill Bradbury Shorten has today confirmed that when it comes to Adani, he will remain as neutral as the nation of...
Nightwatchman’s Media Team Ban FM Radio Interviews Until This Engadine Maccas Shit Dies Down
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Scott Morrison has been spoon fed some very clear instructions from his media team today.
“Nightwatch- I mean, Scott. I can’t stress how important...
Christopher Pyne Already Planning Outfit For His ABBA Listening Party
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High ranking Liberal and prominent South Australian Christopher has today spent the afternoon getting his affairs in order.
After a busy morning trying...
Exhilarating Growth Of Parliament House Lawn Distracts Journalists From Shorten Press Conference
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Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has had to use his 'grumpy voice' at a press conference in Canberra today.
After receiving no attention for...
