Albo Begins Long Journey Towards Winning Back Voter Trust By Asking If Anyone Has Lost A Bag
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Anthony Albanese has today made small steps towards winning back the voters that Labor lost to poorly articulated policy and uninspiring campaigning during...
‘Albo Isn’t The Right Person To Lead’ Says Man Who Just Lost An Unloseable Election
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Seemingly unaware that he lost the Labor Party two elections as leader, and arguably more as self-anointed factional heavy, Bill Shorten has today...
Carlton Sign Bill Shorten As Club’s Runner
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In some breaking news out of our country's most cosmopolitan city, Bill Shorten has just announced his next career move.
After somehow losing...
Barnaby Reportedly Toying With The Idea Of Focusing On Policy This Parliamentary Term
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In some breaking news out of the northern tablelands of NSW, it can be confirmed this afternoon that Barnaby Joyce is in fact...
Report: Break Out The Fucken Yellowglen, She’s Back
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Bottle shops around Tasmania are today reporting a drastic shortage in mum-bubbly, after the news that Jacqui Lambie is set to return to...
One Nation Voter Says Pauline Is Only Person That Truly Understands Her Apart From Bliss N Eso
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A young Betoota Heights woman has sat down with The Advocate today to explain to us just why neither of the major parties are...
Uncle Tony X Completes TAFE Course For New Job Filming Hip Hop Videos In Remote Communities
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Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony X has today completed his Cert III in VIS (Vague Indigenous Stuff).
This...
Bill Shorten Shows Off How Multicultural He Is By Ordering A Panini At Subway
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The leader of the Opposition and How I Met Your Mother Enthusiast Bill Bradbury Shorten has today decided to jazz things up a...
The Nightwatchman Unveils “I’m Living In The 70s” By Skyhooks As Official Campaign Song
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The Office of The Nightwatchman has today confirmed, that after some deliberation they have finally decided upon their official campaign song for the...
Gillard And Rudd Spend The Weekend Laughing & Comparing The Scars On Their Backs
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Two former Prime Ministers have spent some time exchanging a few battle stories and having a laugh this past weekend.
In a sign...
