Manus Island Finally Evacuated After Asylum Seekers Promise To Spend Big At Crown Casino
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The processing of the remaining 422 stateless asylum seekers currently detained on Manus Island has had been fast-tracked this afternoon, as Home Affairs...
Multinationals And Mining Sector Can’t Afford To Help Us Raise Newstart, Explains Liberal MP
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A Liberal MP has taken the time to explain to the people of Australia why it's just not possible to raise the Newstart...
Barnaby Joyce Adds A Promo Code To His Instagram Bio For New Teeth Whitening Product
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The recently-povo former Deputy Prime Minister Of Australia has today gone the same route as any other public figure who is actually struggling...
Barnaby Messages Friends And Family With Exciting Multi-Layered Residual Income Opportunity
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Embattled Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce has decided to try his hand at a bit of a side hustle today.
This comes after the...
Barnaby Joyce Hits Up The Armidale Buy/Swap/Sell Looking For A Ride To Work
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Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse for the Member Of New England, administrators for the controversial Armidale Buy/Swap/Sell page say...
Barnaby Joyce Reveals He’s So Broke That He Has To Fill His Commonwealth Car Up With E10
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Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce says his personal experience of struggling to make ends meet on $211,000 has given him a greater insight into...
Frydenberg Hires Calombaris To Advise Government On Bringing Federal Budget Back To Surplus
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Federal Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has today unveiled his secret weapon for belt-tightening, ahead of an imminent 2020 recession.
Speaking to a crowd of Quiet...
ScoMo Orders Dutton To Ban Tomic From Re-Entering Australia After Blatantly Not Having A Go
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today fronted the media to call for an urgent intervention on border policy.
The Member for Cook did...
Bob Puts A Hole Through The Tele After Trailer For New Alligator Themed Movie Pops Up
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Maverick North
Queensland MP caused quite a scene at a local hotel last night.
The Member for Kennedy did so at a motel in
Longreach...
Dutton Assures Reporters That It’s His Mates That Benefit From Big Childcare Contracts, Not Him
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Peter Dutton has moved to uncross the wires of a few journalists this afternoon, after being questioned about his eligibility to sit in...

















