Leaked Liberal Agenda Surprisingly Doesn’t Include Any Death Threats Aimed At Barnaby Joyce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In an embarrassing gaffe for the government today, the party's internal agenda for the week has been accidentally sent out to the media....
ScoMo Gets The Advertising Gang Back Together To Brainstorm Ways To Rebrand Climate Activists
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on a favour from some old friends today to deal with the current Extinction Rebellion protestors making...
Young Greens Vote To Dissolve After Finding Themselves Guilty Of Ageism
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The infighters of tomorrow have decided to call it a day.
In a recent summit of the Australian Young Greens, the youth political party...
JoFry Considers Giving Everyone 900 Pesos In Effort To Be Remembered Somewhat Fondly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Treasurer paused this morning to ponder the grim reality that's dawning on him.
Joshua Frydenberg, known locally as JoFry,...
“Rules Are Rules” Dutton Tells Tamil Family With No Ties To Liberal Donors Or Crown Casino
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has taken the time today to explain why the Biloela Tamil family must be deported.
Speaking on...
Kevin Hoping These Ungrateful Voters Don’t Forget He Was Labor’s Original China Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has today made a public plea that his legacy not be forgotten.
The handball enthusiast and current...
Labor Party Immediately Condemns Mack Horton After Recent Fundraiser In Haymarket Restaurant
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In a rare showing of ALP unity, both Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese and every other member of the entire Labor Party have come...
Busted Tablelands Farmer Facing Foreclosure Struggling To Get To Sleep Over This Abortion Bill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A 69-year-old father of 4 has confirmed to The Advocate that he is running on empty at the moment.
With his overdraft gone, bills...
ScoMo Attempts To Impress Pacific Island Leaders In Tuvalu By Wearing OneFour-Style Balaclava
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today added his own urban flavour to his Polynesian experience during the Pacific Islands Forum in Tuvalu.
This...
Barnaby Joyce Ejected From The New England Hotel For Tip Dipping
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
In a further fall from grace, Barnaby Joyce has just been evicted from the New England Hotel this evening.
The former Deputy PM...
