Climate Change Denying Former PM Feeling Underappreciated By Nation Ravaged By Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Former Climate Change denying and rock-spider apologist Prime Minister Tony Abbott has this week lashed out at the nation for failing to laud...
Autopsy Of Labor Election Campaign Identifies Cause Of Death
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Labor's election autopsy has identified the cause of the shocking and unexpected death a few months ago.
After 6 whole months of deliberation,...
Desperate Scientists Form Hillsong Rock Band In Last Ditch Effort To Get PM To Listen To Them
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A new report by 11,258 scientists in 153 countries from a broad range of disciplines warns that the planet “clearly and unequivocally faces...
Western New South Wales Receives 70 Millimetres Of Coalition Drought Policy Overnight
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Large parts of inland NSW have been treated to a big downpour of Coalition Drought Policy overnight.
In some great news for drought-stricken...
ScoMo Calls For A Ban On All Non-Abortion Related Protests
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today confirmed that he will be calling for a ban on all protests not related to abortion.
His...
Barnaby Frightens Life Out Of Angus Taylor By Turning Up To Halloween Party As Clover Moore
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Barnaby Joyce sent Angus Taylor scuttling last night it can be confirmed.
The Member for New England caused the Energy Minister to trip...
ScoMo Makes Sure He Gets Photographed Running Water To Everyone Except The Farmers
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the photographers shadowing him to take the morning off.
This comes after a couple of big weeks getting...
Nationals Seemingly More Concerned About Pauline Taking Credit For Policies Than Drought
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Despite the whole drought thing going on at the moment, the National Party have today confirmed that there is another issue that is...
Shorten Criticises Albo For Immediately Backflipping Instead Of Normal Gradual Backflipping
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The Australian Labor party and worker’s unions have a proud friendship that dates back to the very first ‘hard hat photo opp.’
Now, however...
McCormack Excitedly Shows PM Where The National Party Are Planning On Putting All His Prayers
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In a meeting of the minds, Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has today excitedly taken the Prime Minister for a bit of a...
