Drought Crisis Worsens: Federal Government Bans Bushfires In Desperate Bid To Save Water
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In an unprecedented move, bushfires have been totally outlawed in an attempt to reduce the drain on the nation’s water supply.
Under the...
Prime Minister Keeps Up His “Everyday Australian” Act By Being Unfit To Run A Country
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
As a chunk of the nation continues to burn Prime Minister Scott Morrison isn’t afraid to busy himself with the increased demand to...
“What About China And India?” Says MP Of Electorate Responsible For 10% Of Global Coal Exports
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The man representing the region that exports a huge chunk of Australia's coal has today surprisingly decided to challenge the calls for national...
‘Everything (*Cough) Is Okay (*Cough) People Need To (*Cough) Relax’ Says Scotty From Marketing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a somewhat disjointed press conference this morning, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has issued a plea to the nation of Australia.
Speaking from...
Nation Getting Pretty Interested In What Kind Of Dirt Angus Taylor Has On Scott Morrison
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
These concerns follow...
Australian Government To Spend $88M Reallocating Peter Dutton’s Job To People With Brains
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has today excitedly joined the man that ended up becoming Prime Minister when he wanted to become Prime...
Angus Taylor Squats And Coughs Out A Couple Water Licences During NSW Police Strip Search
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In what's been a tough week for Angus Taylor, the aspiring Prime Minister has had another embarrassing moment.
With the police investigation into...
Eddie Obeid’s Release From Long Bay Somehow Improves NSW Labor Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The NSW Labor are today taking their very few wins where they can, after the news that former state MP Eddie Obeid will...
Bernardi To Quit Politics After Realising He’s Too Much Of A Leftie To Compete With Pauline
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Adelaide's private schools are ecstatic today, after learning that they may get their hands on a new coach just in time for the...
Holy Shit! PM Dispels Widely Held Theory That You Can’t Eat Coal In A Single Press Conference
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has just made a lot of environmentalists and scientists very mad it can be confirmed.
The PM just did...
