Canberra Worried Katter Is Actually Going To Start Shooting People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The regional centre of Canberra, and the nation at large to a certain extent has today revealed that it's a little bit concerned...
Bloke Wearing Felt Hat Named Declan Suggests Using Kombucha As A Mixer Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Newtown local Declan O’Brien was feeling a
little bit silly this weekend.
After a couple of extra hoppy blood orange and
passionfruit double XPA’s the...
Bloke Who Says We Need To Listen To Murris About Back Burning Also Says Get Over The Invasion
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As debates rage over what caused this summer's unprecedented 4-month bushfire season, the annual tensions over Australia Day seem to be lost in...
Below-Average Marketing Student Dreams Of Entering Politics
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
After watching Scotty from Marketing over the past couple of months, below average marketing student, Stacey Watts is today realising that hope is...
PM Says Risk Of Flash Flooding Means Now Is Also Not A Good Time To Talk About Climate Change
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
For Scotty From Marketing the words 'when it rains, it pours' have never rung truer.
This week on the podcast, we are pulling one...
Netball Club In Marginal Labor Seat Begins Planning New Hyperbaric Chamber Upgrade For 2022
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
President of the Terimungle Netball Club June Wilson has already earmarked the spot for the club's new state of the art Hyperbaric Chamber....
Scotty From Marketing Tries To Win Over Cobargo Residents With Zoolander Quotes
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
After his disastrous field-trip to Cobargo, Scotty from Marketing has returned with a secret weapon which he is certain will win the adulation...
Prime Minister Tells Nation He Deeply Regrets Using Up All Of His Prayers On The Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today acknowledged that he caused "great anxiety in Australia" by taking a family holiday in Hawaii...
Just Like Us: Scotty From Marketing Hasn’t Finished His Christmas Shopping Either!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Accused by the left of being tone-deaf, out-of-touch and Humphrey Bear’s conservative cousin, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again proven that...
Scotty From Marketing Growing Concerned These Fires Might Be Discriminating Against Christians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a concerning development for the marketing gun from the Eastern Suburbs of Sydney, it's become apparent that the bushfires still ripping through...
