PM Distances Self From The 136 Emails Sent From His Office: “I’m No Good With Computers Haha”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has relieved himself of all guilt in regards to the Sports Rorts saga today.
The nation's Head of Marketing did...
Dutton Asks For Midnight Oil To Be Classified As A Terrorist Organisation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Following up on his comments about left-wing extremism yesterday, Peter Dutton has today asked for iconic Australian band Midnight Oil to be classified...
Local Drunks Nearly Come To Blows Over Last Smoke In Pack Of Winnie Reds They Went Halves In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Two drunken fools from North-West NSW have today nearly ended up in fisticuffs after a belligerent rant possibly related to cigarettes.
Former National leader...
Government Urged To Go After Multinational Tax Evaders As Hard As They Go After Welfare Recipients
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After yet another Centrelink debt recovery court hearing took place this morning, the nation has today asked if maybe the blokes in charge...
Peter Dutton Confirms High Rollers Will Be Exempt From China Coronavirus Travel Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As Australia faces criticism from China for its travel ban, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has today made a concession.
Dutton this week...
Nationals Take A Short Break From Bickering And Infighting To Discuss Some Drought Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The National Party of Australia have today decided to treat themselves to a well-earned break.
After a big 10 days of bickering, infighting...
Scotty From Marketing Awards Medal Of Freedom To Miranda Devine
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In a weird twist, Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has awarded conservative commentator Miranda Devine with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
The move has...
Adelaide Rugby Club Still Not Sure What To Do With Brand New Ferrari
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Months after it was delivered, a 2019 Ferrari Portofino, valued at $450,000, is still sitting in the carpark at the Old Collegians Rugby...
Healthy Harold Caught Holidaying In Hawaii During Coronavirus Outbreak Crisis
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With the deadly CoronaVirus death toll nearing 6000 and with almost 30,000 reported infections, the world is at panic stations.
Although the threat...
Barnaby Rolls In For A Big Day Of Working For The People He Represents In Parliament
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Barnaby Joyce has today shocked the nation by heading in to work for a big day of getting as much done as he...
