Katter Boys Congratulate Palaszczuk For Closing QLD Borders, Even If It Is 119 Years Too Late
"But, but better late than never. I'll give Anna that" said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.
Albo Struts Parliament Lawn In High-Waist Spanx To Highlight Urgent Need To Flatten The Curve
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There have been distressing scenes reported from the Nation's Capital today, after a number of witnesses claim to have seen roughly 104 kilos...
Peter Dutton Begins Entertaining Left-Wing Politics After 4 Days In Mandatory Detention
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Peter Dutton has today revealed to the nation that a leopard can indeed change its spots.
Need a break from the COVID-19 crisis? Have...
It’s Too Soon To Be Talking About This Thing Confirms Scotty From Marketing About Some Thing
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In the wake of recent events, Scotty from Marketing has confirmed that it is way too soon to be talking about this kind...
Liberals Just Glad They Had The Internet Sorted Before Nation Got Told To Go Home For 2 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
While the nation continues to panic amidst the coronavirus crisis, the head of marketing has today taken the opportunity to remind everyone that...
Dutton Begs The Australian Government To Respect His Basic Human Rights And Dignity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some heartbreaking news from the small island of Christmas, Peter Dutton has today called on the government's conscience.
Speaking from the grounds...
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19, a coronavirus that has the world in the...
Scotty From Marketing Says Only Thing He’s Ever Cared About No Longer A Priority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news out of Canberra, the nation's Head of Marketing has confirmed that he's changed his tune on the policy that...
Crumb On Coworkers Face For Long Enough You Can’t Really Mention It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Investigation | CONTACT
Workplace timing is often described as a fickle art.
A saying that is certainly ringing true for graphic designer Annie Rice (26) as she...
Scotty From Marketing Says Non-Existent $2B Bushfire Relief Fund Was Just Him Spitballing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
"You know that John Mayer song, Spitballing?"
"I'm spit balllllllling,"
"It's not really my thing, I'm more a Hinder guy but Jenny loves that one."...
