Inbred Feral Brumby Quite Flattered To Be Key Election Issue In Bushfire Ravaged Eden-Monaro
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After a grim year of loss and tragedy following a record breaking drought that turned into record breaking bushfires, the good people...
George Christensen Breaks PB For Most Consecutive Time Spent In Electorate
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In somewhat of a feel-good story from the Coronavirus Crisis, Coalition MP George Christensen has set a new record.
The Member for Dawson,...
Nation Left Utterly Devastated By Tragic Cancellation Of Logie Awards
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In some devastating news from down South, the TV Week Logie Awards have officially been cancelled for 2020.
The publisher of TV Week,...
“Defund The Biased ABC” Says Young Liberal Who Gets His COVID-19 Updates From Tracy Grimshaw
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There have been renewed calls from within the deplorables faction of the Liberal Party to defund the ABC today, after yet another...
“Oi You Doing Anything With That Cruise Ship?” NRL Asks NSW Government
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Rugby League Chair Peter V'Landys may have killed two birds with one stone today, after having a brainwave that could solve some of...
Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public
In a sign of the strange times we live in, the two major political parties have put down their guns on a major policy...
Prime Minister Refutes Claims That He’s Turning Into A Leftie: “It’s Called Scocialism Haha”
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Prime Minister Scotty has today fronted the media to shut down all allegations that suggest he might be drifting away from his usual...
Catholic Church To Push Forward With 2020 Easter Celebrations Because Who’s Gonna Stop Them?
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In an era of same-sex marriage and strides towards gender equality the good lord has sent a message to remind priests they still...
PM Begs Comrade Dutton To Dust Off The Jackboots Now We Actually Have Border Security Crisis
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Speaking from his new island home, Comrade Peter Dutton has today confirmed that he's refusing to march to the beat of the government's...
Pauline Hanson Begins Taking Pointers From Joe Exotic’s Election Campaigns
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A new Netflix docu-series titled 'Tiger King' has taken the world by storm, with his it's wild storytelling about the rise and fall of...
