Rio Tinto, Santos And Fortescue Scissor Paper Rock Off For Who Has To Take Matthias Cormann
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Mathias Corman has formally announced that he will be retiring from politics causing somewhat of a headache for the Government, and the private...
Prospective Dog Owners Ask Where All The Nice Purebreds Are At The Rescue Shelter
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A pretentious Betoota couple have stunned staff at Happy Paws Rescue Shelter after genuinely asking if there were any purebred dogs for sale.
Wanting...
Militant Non-Smoker Playfully Changes His Tune Over A Couple Cold Ones
Militant non-smoker Nick Smith (28) seems to have relaxed his stance on casual durries as he and his mates get stuck into a couple...
Eden-Monaro Liberal Candidate Promises To Ban Bushfires Like She Tried To Ban Gay Marriage
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
When it comes to this weekend's by-election in Eden-Monaro the Coalition has gone through a river shit to find a candidate.
After the binfire...
PM: “If I Tell You What My Plan Is For JobKeeper, You Won’t Vote Liberal In This By-Election”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our common-sense Prime Minister has lived up to his self-titled nickname today by telling reporters in Sydney this afternoon...
QLD Tourism Build Bamboo Fence Along Kangaroo Cliffs Point To Hide The Ongoing Refugee Crisis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After spending the last month criticising the Black Lives Matters protests for potentially spreading COVID-19 during the 30,000-strong march across the city, the...
Bloke With Ned Kelly Tattoo Covering His Entire Back Outraged By Calls For Police Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local off-peak holiday package telemarketer, Bryan (39) says that today's society needs a kick up the arse, and the growing disrespect shown towards...
Labor Experiences Surge In Polls After Officially Changing Their Name To “Them Other Mob”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
12 months after they somehow managed to lose the 2019 election to the Liberal Party Nightwatchman, the ALP has begun to implement changes...
PM: “Killing Unarmed Black Men Is One Thing, But Don’t You Dare Touch The Sunrise Cameraman!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
For the first time since Minnesota law enforcement officers killed the unarmed black man George Floyd live on camera 7 days ago,...
“Kobe!” Yells Scotty From Marketing As He Shoots Bushfire Royal Commission Reports Into Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a relatable moment this afternoon, our relatable Prime Minister has thrown a bit of rubbish in the bin with a bit of...
