Daniel Andrews Linked To 1989 Exxon Valdez Oil Spill
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact
Embattled Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been hit by another scandal this week, after being linked to the 1989 Exxon Valdez Oil...
Struggling Aussie Casinos Plead With Politicians To Remember The Little Guy And Bail Them Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation's State and Federal Governments have once again been asked to think to consider the human impact of the Covid-19 shutdown today....
Man Who Never Has And Never Will Face Consequences For Actions Terrified Of ‘Cancel Culture’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A fading intellectual who once used to smoke pot and listen to TISM, while discussing a range of alternative economic and political theories...
Barnaby Spends Entire Grocery Trip Wondering How Tamworth Shopping Centre Got That Car Inside
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
As he pushes a slightly skewed trolley through the fresh produce aisle, Barnaby Joyce finds himself lost in thought.
Not because he’d had a...
Israel Folau Continues Work On Retirement Plan As Sky News After Dark Host
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Israel Folau has continued working on setting himself up for a life after football by putting another feather in his cap as a...
Scott Morrison Names Michaelia Cash As The Newly Created Minister For Karens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Praise, hope and high expectation have followed the appointment of Western Australian senator Michaelia Cash as Minister for Karen Affairs in the new...
Government That Accuses CSIRO Of Lying Every Election Shocked Nation Rejects Science On Masks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Federal Government is today shaking its head at the level of debate surrounding masks and their role in preventing the spread of...
PM’s New JobTrainer Scheme To Involve Selling Exclusive Line Of Government Multi-Vitamins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Federal Government has today announced the latest in it's set of 'Job' schemes, revealing an elaborate Multilevel Marketing program to help people...
Faded Frosty Burn Peeking Out From Underneath Rolled Up Sleeve Hints At Bad Boy Past
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Though you wouldn’t have picked it by just looking at him, local suit Mark Latham had some semblance of a personality. Once.
But now,...
Real Estate Agent Looking Cunt Somehow Still Making A 2nd Wave Seem Better Than The Liberals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Maverick Victorian Liberal MP, Tim Smith has continued to somehow make the state opposition feel like the worse option, in the face of...
