Local Woman Awkwardly Commits To Holding Door For Pensioner Who’s At Least 12 Paces Behind
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There are few awkward experiences everyone has felt at least once in their life.
Realising that no one’s listening to you and having...
Pauline Joins Team Over At The Spiritual Home Of Australian Middle-Class Racism
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Just a day after getting the boot from her recurring role as The Today Show's terrorism and immigration expert,...
Exiled Victorian AFL Player Finding It Hard To Adjust To Foreign Culture Of Washing Hands
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A Victorian AFL player who's been forced to flee his home state has told The Advocate that he's finding...
Man Visits Authentic Australian Street Food Night Market On The Way Home From The Pub
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A Betoota Heights man dropped into his local street food night market on the way home from the pub...
Dolphin Looking Forward To Seeing What New Reusable Plastic Bags Taste Like
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One of the seven bottlenose dolphins that calls the town's only saltwater bore drain home has telepathically spoken to...
Berlin-Obsessed Hipster From Melbourne Excited That His City Might Get Its Own Walls Soon
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Will Harrab's dream of moving to Berlin this year was put on ice, obviously.
But as the coronavirus outbreak...
Local Bloke About To Make Grave Error Assuming His Misso Also Appreciates The Novelty Of Eating Roo
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Even though he was given Ottolenghi as a guide, a Betoota Heights man has concluded that Yotam and his difficult...
Byron Homeowners Decide To Even Paint The Fucken Floor White
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A couple originally from Betoota Grove who decided to take their ill-gotten, inherited wealth to Byron Bay last year...
People Of Albury Demand Victorian Border Be Kept Open So They Can Still Visit Totally Fun
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The people of Albury, in the NSW Riverina, has pleaded with the State Government not to close the Victoria...
Home Distiller Reckons The Scotch He Made Last Week Is The Best Scotch He’s Ever Tasted
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A local home distiller has marvelled at the first batch of scotch whiskey he's made, telling our reporter this...
