Country Mum Ties Living Room Together With Oversized Rustic Wall Clock
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A mother of three on the outskirts of our cosmopolitan desert community has tied her oversized living room together...
Sydney’s Irish Community Join Growing Calls To Deny The Stupid Brits A Free Trade Deal
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Ireland's 33rd county has joined in condemning the plan to enter into a 'free trade agreement' with the United...
“Universities Aren’t Just A Business,” Says Uni That Offers A Bachelor Of Property Management
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A local university has lashed out at commentary in this masthead recently that many of the Diamantina's tertiary learning...
Derryn Hinch Listens To Derryn Hinch While Looking At Derryn Hinch In The Bathroom Mirror
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Former senator Derryn Hinch revealed this evening that he often listens to himself on the radio, television or on...
Bloke Who Has Nothing To Offer Social Media But Gym Selfies Now Relevant Again
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In some feel-good news this week, one of our Betoota Heights residents has revealed that he's found purpose again.
After the weeks blurred into...
Couple Who Formed Mutually Beneficial Relationship During Iso Happily Go Their Separate Ways
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As life begins to return to normal, a newly formed local couple has today decided to mutually end their relationship and walk away...
Boyfriend’s Attempt At Lasagne Looks Just Like The Bed He Supposedly Made
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A local couple had to decide whether to go to bed hungry or order a KFC bucket last night after boyfriend, Joel...
“Politicians Are So Out Of Touch With The People” Says Eumundi Fire Twirler Who Hates The NRL
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Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon, a Sunshine Coast resident has been kind enough to reveal why the nation is in its current 'malaise.'
Celeste...
Great Barrier Reef Fishing Charter Operators Confirm All Their Tourists Are From Brisbane
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The Queensland Government has been slammed this morning for suggesting that the border closures aren't hurting the state's tourism...
Re-Employed Bartenders Brace For Wave Of Very Low-Quality Corona Jokes
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The Australian Hoteliers Association has circulated a letter to publicans warning of an expected slew of shithouse Corona jokes as pubs reopen over...
