Trackside Introduce Interactive Kneecapping Feature For Virtual Harness-Racing Trainers
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The in-pub virtual gaming providers, Trackside, have today introduced a new feature for their harness-racing product: Knee-capping the trainers and drivers of...
Man Still Not Super Keen On Girlfriend Kissing Their Dog On The Mouth
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When Doug Campbell's father told him about hydatid cysts as a child, he was given a memory he's yet to...
Local Gentleman Cuts To Chase And Just Gives His Hoodie To Single Woman He Met In Nightclub
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In what has been described as the most time efficient decision of the year, Betoota native Steven Laundy has passed...
Two-Faced Putrid Dog Knows Exactly Who She Is, According To Aggressive Facebook Status
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A local two-faced shit talker knows who she is, after being outed as a putrid dog on social media today.
Hayleigh (26) has been...
Ten’s Lawyers On Hand To Serve Jarrod With An AVO The Minute Sophie Rejects Him
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The legal team at Channel Ten confirmed that they were on edge as they waited for the moment...
Six Months Later And They’re Both Still Talking About Cryptocurrency
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"To understand cryptocurrency, you have to first understand what normal currencies are," said Tom Leary to his partner-of-sixteen-years, Daphne Wallace.
"Before...
Struggling Creative Attempts To Pay Bill With All The Exposure He Keeps Getting Paid With
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A marginally employed local creative has taken time out of his busy afternoon of job seeking and borrowing money...
Who Says You Can’t Have Both: Millennial Builds Windowless 1-Bedder Out Of Avo Seeds
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Local millennial, Lyall Yachty (26) says he got sick and tired of people telling him it was his fault he wouldn't be able...
I Could Never Work In An Office Says Man Who Spends Every Day In A One By One Metre Cabin
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A local grazier came to a shocking realisation last night while he was enjoying a cold tin as he...
Bachelorette Producer ‘Had First Cigarette In 5 Years’ After Dealing With ‘Ryan’ Last Night
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A popular junior producer on Channel 10's runaway success show, The Bachelorette, was spotted after filming wrapped on...
