Uni Student Officially Unique After Putting Up Poster For Ultra-Violent Tarantino Film
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A local university student has today officially entered young adulthood as an alternative individual, after paying $50 dollars for a the poster artwork...
Client Sends Urgent Last-Minute Change Through On Microsoft Word 2003
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The hard work of redesigning a website has met another dire snag for Betoota development group, Tech Suite Ltd, who it has...
Friday Office Banter Peaks As Prankster Posts Zoomed In Video Of Coworker To Instagram
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Friday office banter reached its absolute peak today as a local office worker spent most of the day using his phone to...
Punter Watches His Horse Run Last – But Still Scans Ticket Just To Be Sure
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Brett Combie swears quietly to himself, turns back toward his mates and curses the donkey that just cost him another pineapple.
"The fucking thing,"...
Unemployed Man Who Spends 19 Hours Per Day Online Says People Need To Wake Up
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Not many of us can say we had it all figured out at 19. Betoota High graduate Hugh Burgess considers himself...
IT Worker Resists Repeated Calls From Drunk Colleagues To Join Office Christmas Party
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Despite being all-but dragged from his post, a local IT worker has resisted the urge to call pens down on his duties...
Report: Better Follow Up On That Missed Call From Tunisia
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A recent report by the Telecommunications Industry Ombudsman (TIO) has found that anyone who has received a missed call from an international +216 number should call...
Report: Dad Is Immune To The Stench Of Dynamic Lifter
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As a boy growing up in suburban West Betoota with a green-thumb father, Sam Hannaman could often smell his...
Report: Your Third Sneeze Isn’t Getting A Third ‘Bless You’, Get Your Shit Together
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A recent report by the Australian Medical Association has found that no one is required to give a third 'bless you' if they...
Parents Proudly Watch Son Head Off To Drink In The Park With Mates For The First Time
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Sporting a clinking backpack and a quiet disposition that makes eye contact all but impossible, a local 13-year-old boy...
