Dad Helps Kids Make Lost Signs For 19-Year-Old Dead-Blind Pet That’s Very Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Recently, Betoota locals have become aware of the Davidson family’s missing dog, Coco, through a series of ‘Lost’ posters...
Authorities Plead With Victorian Gun Owners To Not Shoot At “Major Weather Event” This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just months after Floridanese police and sheriff departments had to ask citizens to not shoot at Hurricane Irma, a...
Study: Going Bushwalking On The Weekend Makes You Better Than Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Peter Gynt and Alexa Conch are great people.
The both have rewarding careers and enjoying the simpler things in life.
From time to time, they...
“We’ve Been Doing Some Rooting” Says Blurry Ultrasound Posted To Facebook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local woman has been off the pill while her partner has been going in raw, it has been confirmed.
North Betoota physio, Shelley...
Normal Joke Made Funnier By Will Ferrell Yelling It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With a lack of innovation and excessive claims of sexual assault plaguing the comedy industry, fans and comics alike are comforted by Will...
Peculiar Older Male Teacher At Private School All Of A Sudden No Longer Spoken About
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A bizarre older man that has spent several decades teaching at local private school has been removed from his role and is no...
Gaming Community Concede Pixelated Strippers In Duke Nukem Are Hard To Top
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After two decades of rapid developments in CGI, one local gamer has realised that not much gets his blood pumping the same way...
Pushover Reaches Point In Relationship Where He’s Trusted To Buy His Own Clothes
INGRID DOULTON | Fashion et al. | Contact
In a word, Peter Granger is 'chuffed.'
For a number of years now, the 31-year-old hasn't been trusted...
Office Junior Miraculously Survives Commute To Work Without Headphones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Forgetting his PelicanPass for the second time this week, one local city worker sighed heavily and went over to...
Somehow Mum Knows ‘I’m Staying At Lucy’s’ Is Code For ‘I’m Getting Blackout Drunk In A Park’
PETRA GAUDOUX | Summer Cadet | Contact
With her best-laid plans in place, Candice Watson didn't expect them to go awry.
This week the Betoota Advocate sat down with the...
