The Betoota Advocate Interviews Will Smith
As the sweltering holiday months approach us, it’s a very busy time of the year for the popular international streaming service Netflix, who were...
Thrifty Uni Student Explains You Can Get Quite A Bit For 30 Bucks At Self Serve Checkout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A popular student at South Betoota Polytechnic College has revealed a particularly useful lifehack to The Advocate this afternoon
That lifehack...
Commuter On Hot Packed Train Wonders If It’s All Going To Be Worth It In The End
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Another Monday, another late and crowed 7:34 am service on the Betoota MetroLine service into the Old City District.
Denise Susans hit snooze enough...
No Activity Remake Confirms American Cops Also Talk Shit
Australia and the USA have always enjoyed a long-standing friendship. Bonding over Australia’s eagerness to follow America into whichever conflict takes their fancy in...
Two-Star Health Rating On Bacon & Egg Pie Not About To Deter Local Rare Unit From Buying Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
John 'Stagecoach' Pettiford is a complex man with simple needs.
He drinks when he's dry and eats when he's hungry.
This afternoon, the 28-year-old was...
Instagram Model Not Sure Why Photo Of Her Goofy Long-Term Boyfriend Didn’t Do Too Well
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A Betoota-based Instagram influencer / entrepreneur has today been left feeling underwhelmed, after learning that a photo of her long-term boyfriend doesn't do...
Cyclist Attempting To Balance Until The Lights Turn Green Not Impressing Anyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Winding the passenger window down in his early 2000s Hilux, Conor Beattie leered across the bench seat and gave...
Shopper Stumbles Across Chainsaw She Didn’t Know She Needed In Aldi’s ‘Aisle Of Dreams’
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We all have weaknesses.
Gambling is a vice for some. Drinking for others. Some may struggle with a shopping addiction.
Maddie Gibson is one...
Half-Hearted Plans To Hit The Gym After Work Used To Justify 3pm Kit Kat Chunky
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
After a health kick that has involved bi-weekly visits to the gym, HR Manager Lynne Porter (51) has decided to preemptively reward her...
“You Can’t Say Anything These Days” Says Man Who Says Whatever He Wants All The Time
According to Nathan Fish (64) political correctness is ruining his life making it hard for him to speak his mind, despite the fact he...
