“Can’t Wait For The New Stadiums,” Says Sydneysider On Crowded, Late Train
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Denise Coleman, who left Betoota during the Great Brain Drain of 2004, said she's beginning to regret her decision to move to the...
Man Realises He’s Old After Gasps Replace Laughter During Recent Fall
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A few short years ago, Marty Dollarhyde was playing Golden Oldies league with his old Betoota Dolphins teammates from the late 1960's.
He's given...
“I Don’t Get Sunburnt,” Says Local Moron About To Be Sunburnt
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Despite claims that his 'olive skin' tans and doesn't burn, a local moron is determined to prove himself right this afternoon, refusing the...
Kiwi Shot Putter Barnaby Joyce Qualifies For Commonwealth Games
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New Zealand's shot put medal hopes have been put firmly on the shoulders of Barnaby Joyce, as he qualified for the event this...
Father-Of-The-Bride Reminds Wedding Guests That He Paid For Everything
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According to Mark Rogers, somebody always has to pay because nothing in this world comes free.
Today, the person who...
“[My 2018 Resolution] Was A Bit Unrealistic” Says Man With Burger Ring Dust In His Bed
A fine film of dust on Justin Cole's recently purchased gym membership has signalled the beginning of the end for the social media executive,...
Corporate Drone Back At Work Already Feels Cheated
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The warm fuzzy feeling that Simon Clarke was supposed to get when his boss told him, 'you're doing a...
Unread Copy Of Fight Club Still Looks Cool On 19-Year-Old’s Book Shelf
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Uni student and aspiring P-plater, Arthur Wickens (19) takes great pride in the presentation of his dorm room.
The centrepiece of which is a...
Father-In-Law Emasculatingly Relieves BBQ Tongs From Man’s Grip
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When his friends describe him, Graham Goodridge is often toted as being a no-frills man.
They assured The Advocate that a sense of humour...
Bitcoin Is A Bubble According To Ageing Property Investor
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Confidence in Bitcoin and “all that cryptocurrency shit” has been dealt a significant blow today, as it was...
