Sicko PE Teacher Plans Surprise Beep Test First Week Back From Holidays
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Phil O'Regan, known locally as a popular physical education teacher at the Delroy Academy South Betoota Campus, has been...
New App Replaces Tennis Grunts With Sounds Of Toddlers Having Tantrums
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Viewers asked for it and now Australia's peak scientific body has delivered.
In the lead up to the Australian Open,...
Conspiracy: No One Seems To Know How The Loo Got Clogged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A question as old as time itself failed to be answered yet again in South Betoota today as local family, The Turners, cannot...
“What’s Wrong With The NBN?” Wonders Turnbull As He Downloads An Episode Of QI In 20 Minutes
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Recalling his favourite episode of British variety show, QI, the Prime Minister retired to his study to find and...
Housemate Prepares Ultra-Sensitive “Your Boyfriend Is Staying Over Too Much” Speech
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
Jasmine Saunders (26) and her best friend Kim Roquette (25) have only been living together in their Betoota Greens flat for 6...
Grown Man Identifies As A 10-Year-Old Boy To Gain Access To Pub’s Kid Menu
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A well-known French Quarter publican says he's between a rock and a hard place at the moment because one of his locals has...
Private School Boy Wonders What Went Wrong After Having His Conviction Recorded
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There were chaotic scenes this morning at the French Quarter local courts after the son of a prominent banker failed to have his...
Gen-X ABC Employee Proudly Declares That She Knows Nothing About Social Media
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A government employee who's entire livelihood depends on delivering media content to a vast range of Australians, both geographically and demographically, has today...
Seven Wins Broadcast Rights To Commonwealth Games With 6-Pack Of Oettinger Pilsners
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It was an offer too good to refuse, according to a spokesman from the Commonwealth Games.
After a fierce battle between rival networks, Channel...
Local Advertising Agency Has A Cool Motorbike In Reception
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The hottest new agency in Betooticon Valley bought a display motorcycle for their reception area today, ushering a new era of cool.
Branlette Mouille has...
