Ticking Sounds From 60 Minutes Clock Depressing Reminder That The Weekend Is Over
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
For a little while there, Bronwyn Williams forgot that she would be entering her place of employment in just...
Entire Group Chat Gradually Likes Instagram Photo They’ve Been Bitching About All Day
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
A local girl has today committed an act that has become the norm amongst male and female social media users. Aliesha Handley-Smith...
Turnbull Celebrates Just What It Is To Be Australian Over Swordfish Steak And Penfolds
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Before beginning his private celebration of BBQ and beverages (swordfish steak and vintage Penfolds) Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull took a chance to address...
Hillsonger Turns Off Hottest 100 After Hearing Language Warning
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Martin West feels as if he’s dodged a bullet today. While listening to the Hottest 100 at a neighbour's BBQ, the Hills district...
Impoverished Uni Student Torn Between Penalty Rates And Day Of National Celebration
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Every public holiday Anton Brooks is caught between two stools.
One stool is making double the amount he normally does for doing half the...
Proud Australian Already An Embarrassment To Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
It’s not even dark yet and Tomas Bird (26) has made a fool of himself.
The market analyst at a local firm in Betoota...
Great, Lack Of Hottest 100 Means Todd Is In Charge Of The Aux Cord Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Partygoers at a house in the French Quarter are going to suffer immensely today as a result of Triple J’s decision to move...
Random Bloke At Kick-On Tells Uncomfortably Long Story With No Climax
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A random bloke who has somehow gotten a bait to an intimate bender kick-on has just spent the last twenty minutes telling a...
Bank Of Mum & Dad Announce Huge Profit Downgrade As Property Bubble Finally Bursts
DAVID GRONK | Finance| Contact
One of the nation's largest private lenders to the Millennial generation has downgraded their profit forecasts for Q3 and Q4...
Devoted Uni Feminist Refuses To Be Distracted By Trivial Things Like Issues Facing Minorities
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact
Last Friday a rally was held in the courtyard of Betoota’s leading tertiary educator, The University Of Western Queensland, to protest the...
