Science Discovers There Are Humans Who Still Get The Train Between Capital Cities
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Australia's peak scientific body has released findings this afternoon on their website that outlines that there are people walking...
Fund Manager Fears His Family May Be Forced To Ski At Thredbo This Winter As Market Correction Worsens
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A long lunch ruined, blood running down the gutters of Sydney's Bridge Street and one Betoota Grove stockbroker is...
“There’s Nothing Wrong With The Darling River” Explains Cotton Farmer’s Son In A Bondi Pub
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A popular farmer's son has laughed off suggestions that his family's cotton farm in Northern NSW is partially responsible for one of the...
Local Homeowner Says NBN Is Adequate Because It Said So In The Australian
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The last local beacon of 20th-century journalism, The Australian, has one local homeowner under the impression that his current NBN rollout plan and...
“Please Validate My Existence By Drinking Out Of My Disgusting Globe Skate Shoe”
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A local concertgoer who has no personality traits outside of his embracing of the Australian cultural cringe is adamant he will solidify a...
Local Television Packed Away For Another Year As Reality TV Season Kicks Off
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As the Big Bash dribbles on and the tennis ends in a predictable pop, one local man has called time on his TV...
Cabbie Lets Out Guttural Moan Before Conceding It’s Possible To Pay By Card
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With the side door to the Green Point Hotel closing behind them, a group of happy-go-lucky nighttime revellers found...
CSIRO Doubles Effort To Clone Shane Warne After China Successfully Clones Primates
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Scientists from Australia's peak scientific body have announced they will attempt to clone Shane Warne before the end of this year.
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Hottest 100 Listening Party Goes Into Overdrive As Somebody Just Got Pushed In The Pool
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If Dave Petersen thought his white-linen shirt couldn't get any whiter, getting soaked in chlorinated water and being exposed...
Local Shell Of A Human Ventures Down To Shops To Get A Powerade, Sausage Roll
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Telling himself this time yesterday that he'd be home tucked in bed by 9, a now-broken pub chef spoke...
