Hipster Lying In Bed With Overheating Laptop On Chest Proudly Declares He Doesn’t Own A TV
LEROY PERCIVAL | Editor | CONTACT
A Melbourne man, who watches upwards of 30 hours of Netflix on his laptop each week, has again found an opportunity to declare...
“I’m Not That Into Politics” Says Man Who Only Faces Adversity On A Golf Course
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Dennis Gregory, of Betoota Grove, told The Advocate this afternoon that despite appearances, there are times when he feels...
LIFEHACK: Pour Talcum Powder On Hair To Distract People From Your Poor Personal Hygiene
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
It’s Sunday evenig and Betoota Grove woman, Grace Springwater (27), is contemplating whether or not she should wash her hair before going in...
Tradie Says He Actually Did Buy A Ute For The Sole Purpose Of Helping Mates Move House
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Though the clutch in his Proton Jumbuck slips more than a drunk on rollerskates, Dennis Peterson, of Betoota Ponds...
Local Dad Hoping Inferior Dad Next Door Heard Him Start Mower In One Pull
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A sunny afternoon just got a little brighter for local dad Wayne Crocker (48), as he started his lawnmower in just one...
Local Sharehouse Turned Upside Down Looking For Phantom Pack Of Cigarettes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
It's three in the morning and one local real estate agent laughs and says he'll sort it out later.
As...
“Get That Winter Body You Want”: Fast Food Outlets Begin Advertising Body Transformation Deals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"I told myself this year that I'd make a change," he said.
"And by God, I'm going to do it."
After...
Channel 10 To Air New Show About People Watching Gogglebox Stoned
LEROY PERCIVAL | Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
Channel 10, in an effort to remain on top of the pile of networks who specialise in shows about people not...
Di Natale Blows Dust Off Bob Brown’s Communist-Era AK47 After Christensen Death Threats
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"Does he think this is a game?" asked Richard Di Natale as he fed bullets into a magazine.
"When the...
“It’s Not Happening, Tony”: Abbott Asks Rupert Murdoch If He Can Be PM Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As a weakened Malcolm Turnbull wallows in the mangrove, a Komodo-like Tony Abbott has sniffed an opportunity to get...
