Government Official Nervously Serves Deportation Notice At Russian Embassy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
An unlucky junior employee from the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trading (DFAT) was chosen to deliver the Notice...
“Why Should My Taxes Go To Centrelink?” Says Generation Who Invented Franking Credits
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Whenever Julie and Peter Rovemount head up over the hill from the Old City District where they live to where they've bought their son...
“Let’s Go Camping This Weekend” Says Mate Who Has Lost Track Of What Is And Isn’t Fun
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
The final nail has been driven into the coffin of a long-standing friendship of individuals in their mid-thirties, as the least accomplished of...
Young Professional’s Collection Of Books Consists Entirely Of Unread Penguin Classics
DAPHNE SORRENSEN | Literature | Contact
Flicking through the latest edition of GQ magazine, a popular French Quarter advertising account manager spied an article that described what...
“Living Standards Won’t Improve Until All The Baby Boomers Are Dead” Says Reserve Bank
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A controversial comment from the Reserve Bank today has a lot of hard-working senior Australians up in arms over claims the nation would...
Facebook Assures Australians They’d Sell Their Data If It Wasn’t Just Shitposting About The NBN
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Facebook has responded to claims they've been selling the data of Australian users by outlining that most of the...
Landscaper Has Too Much Respect For The Hoselink Man To Use His Special Hose For Bong
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Dustin ‘Dusty’ Russo (32) doesn’t mind winding down after a long day landscaping with a cheeky cone before the...
Here’s why dad jokes might be problematic.
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
We’ve all heard these before:
“Hi Hungry, I’m dad!”
“What jam can’t you eat? A traffic jam!”
“I make apocalypse jokes like...
Drinking Man, Can Uh, Yeah But Nah, Remind Bloke Of What Tangent He Was On Before, Yeah?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A popular grogman has broken with protocol this evening and forgot where he was up to in a cracking...
Report Finds Only 2% Of After-School Fights Actually Worth Sprinting To After 3PM Bell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report has found that despite the amount of shit talk that gets spread around school after lunch, very few after school...
