A local groom’s pre-wedding party has spent the last two hours idling between conversational and full blown piggery, as guests respectfully wait for the father-of-the-bride to go home.

The bucks party, which started at 11 am, was organised by close friends of both the bride and groom. None of the organisers are willing to put their hand up and take ownership of the fact that somewhere along the way, the groom’s soon to be in-law got a bait.

With the clock now well past lunchtime, both the old man and bride’s brother are still hanging around. This means guests are forced to pretend there aren’t three topless waitresses currently waiting in one of the rooms upstairs.

The groom says he didn’t want strippers, but he also didn’t want the in-laws here either.

“I guess her little brother is good to go. I’ve been on the piss with him plenty of times and he’s definitely just as much of a grub as the rest of the blokes here”

“But the old man is loving the beers. He doesn’t realise that the moment he leaves there will be a lot of drugs on the table”

However, the 66-year-old soon-to-be father-in-law says he’s having the time of his life.

“Great group of blokes” he says.

“Couldn’t be happier with his mates. She’s a very lucky girl” he says.

“I’m in here for the long haul! I might have to get a cab home!”

With a row of WRX’s sitting outside the pub, the guests have been given five more minutes to purchase their drugs or the dealers will be going home. The topless waitresses are about to be called off.




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