The Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rugby coach Eddie Jones’ controversial return to the Wallabies is officially over - as Rugby Australia confirms his resignation. It is believed Jones is still very employable at an international level, even after leading the Wallabies to Australia's first Rugby World Cup group stage exit. Despite having previously had this job nearly two decades ago, this ten month stint as...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby fans from across the ditch have today reminded the world about their class and dignity, after a tough loss yesterday morning in the Rugby World Cup final. Famous for being humble in defeat, even though their team essentially never losses, All Blacks fans have taken to social media over the last 24 hours to prove their class...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Employees at Netflix Australia are currently picking up their desks and collecting various items that have been scattered across their office. The massive clean up comes after the NSW Police Force ransacked Netflix's office this afternoon, in a desperate bid to intimidate anyone involved with the Western Sydney music group ONEFOUR. Wildly popular, ONEFOUR have risen to national...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA former troublemaker who once delighted in gluing coins to the ground and watching people embarrass themselves as they attempted to pick them up is now making his mark on the real estate market. Jayden Towney (36) has been in the real estate game for over 3 years and has found that his passion for trickery has been the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The impenetrable conglomerate of conservative politicians, who have worked hand-in-hand with Australia's media families to suppress and belittle the 99% of the world's scientists who have spent 50 years warning them about the grave consequences of burning fossil fuels into the atmosphere at an accelerating rate, are still refusing the accept the facts. In an effort to keep the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "NEVER!!!!!" he screams "You slackjawed hicks will have to kill me!!!!" The captors grow agitated. "You're gonna tell us." said one of his masked henchman, as he began once again preparing the waterboarding apparatus. "And then you're gonna show us" "Let's not do this the hard way old boy. If the water doesn't break you, we can bring out the bolt cutters...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A brittle local man is not making life easy for himself today, after a big night of mixing drinks and sucking on other people's vapes. Ash Taggart (34) says it feels like silly season has started early, after he was somehow left full of free piss after a mid week work event - and somehow crossed streams into a...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man remarked to his friends this afternoon down at the River Road Hotel that he looks back on a time when kids only used to pinch his hose and not his well-maintained Hyundai like they do now. Terry Basil explained that even with adequate security measures, local teenagers still managed to break...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda trees are back in bloom. The jacaranda is a genus of 49 species of flowering plants in the family Bignoniaceae, native to tropical and subtropical regions of Mexico, Central America, South America, Cuba, Hispaniola, Jamaica and the Bahamas – but have been intensively...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Yesterday Saputo milk tanker drivers from the Transport Workers' Union went on strike across Victoria's Gippsland region over a new enterprise bargaining agreement. The log of claims intends to tackle dissatisfaction with proposed shift change notifications and changes to the time drivers start work, as well as a demand for pay rises This action is affecting not only Saputo suppliers...