Mosman Girl Still Referring To Low Tier Business College As ‘Uni’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Celebrity Sports | Contact
A year after beginning at the Hotel Management School in Epping, Cindy Carlton is still referring to it as “Uni.”
At the latest family brunch in Lane Cove, Cindy told her family “Uni is going great this year,” as her father Peter grimaced and sipped his instant coffee.
Whilst Cindy’s aunty prods away pleasantly, Mr Carlton (not for...
NRL To Introduce Award For “Best Handling Of Leaked Video Footage” At 2016 Dally Ms
23 September, 2016. 12:00
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To cap of an incredible year on and off the field for Australian rugby league, the NRL will award the inaugural “Best Leaked Footage” award at this year’s Dally M awards on Wednesday night.
With hundreds of quality entrants across the board, Corey Norman and Mitchell Pearce loom as the early favourites.
NRL CEO, Todd...
QLD Pub Avoids Lock-Out Laws By Paving Entire Street With Rubber Playground Surfacing
21 September, 2016 17:05
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The publican of the Betoota's Diamantina Hotel, Keith Goddard says when a local councillor mentioned the idea of introducing pub lock-out laws to the main street of town, he nearly dragged the "suit-wearing politician" out the front of the C.W.A hall and flogged him in the street.
Luckily he didn't do that, because it would...
Triple M producer secretly hates rugby league and everything to do with it
21 September, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
ONE HIS FIRST DAY producing a drive slot radio show, Arthur Collator decided to wear a waistcoat.
It was a mistake he wouldn't make again.
"This ex-footballer, I can't remember his name, just laughed at me and slapped me on the back," said the 26-year-old communications graduate. "He said, 'Mate, take that fucking...
Brisbane friends baptise Sydneysider in the ‘Brown Snake’ after moving to the River City
20 September, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
GOING AGAINST THE ONE WAY traffic down the Pacific Highway, Dan Caruthers arrived in Brisbane the day before ANZAC Day 2011.
Taking a new job with Hutchinson Builders, he was quick to get himself a pair of skinny-leg moleskin trousers and some elastic-sided boots - just so he'd fit in with his new surroundings.
But...
Q&A producer googles ‘celebrities with book coming out’ ahead of next week’s show
20 September, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN A MAD DASH to find guests for next week's Q&A programme, a producer from the ABC's frontline panel show has turned to google in order to learn which celebrities have a book coming out soon.
Following the success of last night's broadcast, junior producer Ally Thickrimme spent this morning trawling the internet...
UN Refugee Summit: Turnbull Urges World Leaders To Surround Their Countries With Ocean
20 September, 2016 10:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and Immigration Minister Peter Dutton have used a United Nations summit to encourage world leaders to look to Australia's strict border control policies as a way to get elected.
The pair defended Australia's controversial immigration policy at an unprecedented United Nations General Assembly meeting in New York, aimed at finding a better international...
Shock as Mad Monday celebrations in regional Victoria go without blackface incident
19 September, 2016. 10:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE NATION HAS BEEN forced to pick up the pieces today after Mad Monday celebrations in regional Victoria failed to net a single instance of blackface over the weekend, breaking with an age old tradition.
Attending post-season celebrations painted head-to-toe in jet black paint has been an institution in the picturesque brothel...
General Pants fires salesperson on-the-spot for playing Toby Keith in-store
18 September, 2016. 10:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THOUGH HE'S NOT AS GOOD as he once was, Kenny Carpmann could sell a denim jacket to a recalcitrant teenage girl while he sold a pair of sunnies to a blind man.
But the star salesman was fired on the spot yesterday from his position at Chermside General Pants after he plugged the AUX...
Australian Mint To Replace Queen Elizabeth With The King On All 50c Coins
15 September, 2016. 10:15
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The Royal Australian Mint announced this morning that it will be releasing a limited edition 50c coin in the New Year that will feature one of Australia’s greatest sportsmen of all time, the Emperor Of Lang Park, Wally 'The King' Lewis
The announcement comes after an intense campaign was run to pressure the Mint...