Church-Funded Study On Party Drugs Finds Extremely Harsh Penalties Best Way To Stop Tragedy
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Just days after the boss of the nation's third worst state went on breakfast television claiming she'd never had...
Turnbull Takes Private Moment To Enjoy Lamington With Knife And Fork Like He Always Used To
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Enjoying life outside of constant media scrutiny, former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull took a private moment to partake in one of his...
Dastyari Sensationally Reveals New Job Exporting Baby Formula On Latest Ep Of I’m A Celebrity
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In news out of the Kruger National Park in South Africa, disgraced former politician Sam Dastyari has revealed his latest gig since leaving...
“Our Drug Laws Aren’t Working” Says Man Who Tried To Arrest Every Single Motorcyclist In QLD
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Former conservative Queensland Premier Campbell Newman says drugs and their use should be legalised, in a radical new position often held by...
Token English Mate Bears Brunt Of Renewed Australian Interest In ODIs
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A Londoner Down Under who's found himself a nice group of Australian friends to hang out with is today...
Hommus Once Again Steals The Show From Lesser Dips On Platter
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A local cheese platter became the talk of French Quarter last night when the eclectic mix of European cheese and smoked meats...
Nation’s Tennis Fans Hate How Much They Know About Upcoming Season Of Married At First Sight
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In a sad state of affairs, tennis fans across the country are grimacing at what lies ahead over the next two weeks.
Fans...
NRL Edges Ahead Of The Nationals In Race For The Biggest Offseason
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The greatest game on Earth has put its nose in front of the proverbial tractor fire that is The...
NRL CEO Calls For Every Player To Be Given Copy Of Red Dead 2 In Effort To Keep Them Occupied
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The NRL has called for drastic new measures to be implemented today, in an attempt to combat the extended run of off-field indiscretions....
Customer Who Thinks He’s Always Right Trumped By Employee Who Doesn’t Care About The Customer
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An older Australian has so far lived his life under the impression that when he's got some folded ones...
